Nige

[Ponders Revisited]

Yis done a Mindy, Nige, yis done the ultimate ****ing Mindy

Boris, Nigel, Nick Griffin, the DUP, Trump, the list goes ****ing on.

That's who you listened to. Let that sink in

I just love seeing the faces of Cooper, Cable, Khan, Blair et al.

Ruth Davidson. I'm going to email her after I've taken tiffin in the folly.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

The Jocks join the EU and get the Euro.

I just love seeing the faces of Cooper, Cable, Khan, Blair et al.

Ruth Davidson. I'm going to email her after I've taken tiffin in the folly.

Sounds sore.

 

[Archers Road]

Just out of interest, what are house prices like in Scotland at the moment?

Holding up quite nicely, but you'll have to pay in Zimbabwean dollars as the pound's value has dropped below that of ****ty bogroll.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

You voted the same as jonno and boris

Well done.

You don't know that.

I may have voted for both.

 

[Toby]

****ing UKIP/BNP northern ****wits

Jip get me unbanned from the Scumderland board

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Just out of interest, what are house prices like in Scotland at the moment?

You'll get a very good yield but being a Nigel you will get pumped oot next year when we get independence.

Sorry bruv.

 

[Toby]

I just don't think the insults are sinking in, T.

I reckon you and Jonno should form an alliance. You'd be formidable.

I don't mingle with *****s

 

[Ponders Revisited]

I don't mingle with *****s

Fair enough.

Does that mean we're not going to meet up for lunch? I'm paying.

 

[Archers Road]

****ing UKIP/BNP northern ****wits

Jip get me unbanned from the Scumderland board

Seeing as Londoners are paying for these sunderland mugs dole checks, shouldn't our votes count double?

 

[gas]

Was supposed to come to Ireland but we told him to **** off.

Good job too. He'd be giving advice on building a wall acroos the border with Ulster.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

You'll get a very good yield but being a Nigel you will get pumped oot next year when we get independence.

Sorry bruv.

I'm sure I have a Scottish great-great-grandfather. And I am more than willing to change the way I pronounce my vowels. Put a word in for me, guise.

 

[Toby]

Seeing as Londoners are paying for these sunderland mugs dole checks, shouldn't our votes count double?

Let's sneak the north into the smallprint when the Jocks get their independence

 

[Toby]

Fair enough.

Does that mean we're not going to meet up for lunch? I'm paying.

You never answer my invites

 

[Gambol]

Let's sneak the north into the smallprint when the Jocks get their independence

**** off

 

[Ponders Revisited]

If the Jocks were to secure independence, what would happen to Scottish Labour and Conservatives?

It's an interesting thought.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Seeing as Londoners are paying for these sunderland mugs dole checks, shouldn't our votes count double?

People shouldn't be allowed to vote if they can't use apostrophes properly. That would've stopped this mess.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

If the Jocks were to secure independence, what would happen to Scottish Labour and Conservatives?

It's an interesting thought.

Same thing as now,one seat between them

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Let's sneak the north into the smallprint when the Jocks get their independence

Yes please

 

[Ponders Revisited]

You never answer my invites

Eh? I've sent you two PMs in recent months.

And both have gone unanswered.

 

[Toby]

Yes please

You're not north enough. We're not giving them our decent footy teams, no chance.