Nige

I just love seeing the faces of Cooper, Cable, Khan, Blair et al.

Ruth Davidson. I'm going to email her after I've taken tiffin in the folly.

 

Sounds sore.

 

Holding up quite nicely, but you'll have to pay in Zimbabwean dollars as the pound's value has dropped below that of ****ty bogroll.

 

You don't know that.

I may have voted for both.

 

****ing UKIP/BNP northern ****wits

Jip get me unbanned from the Scumderland board

 

You'll get a very good yield but being a Nigel you will get pumped oot next year when we get independence.

Sorry bruv.

 

I don't mingle with *****s

 

Fair enough.

Does that mean we're not going to meet up for lunch? I'm paying.

 

Seeing as Londoners are paying for these sunderland mugs dole checks, shouldn't our votes count double?

 

Good job too. He'd be giving advice on building a wall acroos the border with Ulster.

 

Let's sneak the north into the smallprint when the Jocks get their independence

 

You never answer my invites

 

**** off

 

If the Jocks were to secure independence, what would happen to Scottish Labour and Conservatives?

It's an interesting thought.

 

Same thing as now,one seat between them

 

Eh? I've sent you two PMs in recent months.

And both have gone unanswered.

 

You're not north enough. We're not giving them our decent footy teams, no chance.