Nicked from Twitter

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There is a great thread going on Twitter at the moment so I thought I would nick it

The thread is 'Unlikely commentary lines'

So I thought I would start with -

"very sloppy play there by Solly"

The one I like from Twitter is -

#UnlikelyCommentaryLines and thats a bullet 30 yarder from Bradley Pritchard! #cafc




AllHell

 

[SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious]

#unlikelycommentarylines Charlton are making their first change in the 60th minute

 

[ForestHillBilly]

Charlton fans give a warm welcome to their ex-manager alan pardew.

 

[Crack Addick]

iain dowie's a good looking chap

 

[Captain Blackaddick]

Kermorgant bottled out of that challenge

 

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Hamer apologises to the rest of the defence for his error

 

[Tewkesbury Addick]

#Chris Powell directing operations from the sidelines today wearing a tee shirt and chinos#cafc

#Karl Robinson understating his team's qualities there...#dongs

#...that's praise indeed from Uwe Rosler#anyone

 

[Holden Chinaski]

Danny Haynes has played a full 90 minutes and not gotten himself injured #UnlikelyCommentaryLines

 

[ForestHillBilly]

".....and here on the lush turf at The Valley, big-spending Charlton take on Chelsea, who have themselves been impoverished by the withdrawal of Roman Abramovic and his billions................."

quite enjoyed writing that, actually.

 

[chingford addick]

The teachers from the millwall supporters club behaved impecably

 

[Holden Chinaski]

The first match in recorded history in Russia without racism has just concluded #UnlikelyCommentaryLines

 

[CarrianCarcuss]

On comes Andy Hughes...

 

[ForestHillBilly]

On comes Andy Hughes...

Like that one.
or
"On comes yet another talented youngster from Charlton's conveyer belt..............."

 

[AKCJ]

Kermorgant bottled out of that challenge

It's 'unlikely' commentary lines. I think you've mixed up

 

[CAFC TED]

Cory Gibbs is in a charlton shirt for something other than the team photo

 

[Jimmy The Addick]

"And the final whistle blows, great defending from Charlton in the last ten minutes to take 3 points and a clean sheet"

"Trevor Kettle has done a great job today, showed his authority without so much as a single yellow card"

"Johnie Jackson skips past his marker"

BRYAN HUUUGGGGHHHHEEEEESSSSSSSS!"

 

[CarrianCarcuss]

Danny Green without a hint of gel in his hair????

 

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"Chris Powell has dropped Yann Kermorgant for poor training last Thursday"

 

[CAFC TED]

Defoe has failed to score against Charlton

 

[Miketyson2007]

And today's Attendance at the New Den for the visit of Barnsley is above 10,000