Nicked from Twitter

There is a great thread going on Twitter at the moment so I thought I would nick it

The thread is 'Unlikely commentary lines'

So I thought I would start with -

"very sloppy play there by Solly"

The one I like from Twitter is -

#UnlikelyCommentaryLines and thats a bullet 30 yarder from Bradley Pritchard! #cafc




AllHell

 

#unlikelycommentarylines Charlton are making their first change in the 60th minute

 

Charlton fans give a warm welcome to their ex-manager alan pardew.

 

iain dowie's a good looking chap

 

Kermorgant bottled out of that challenge

 

Hamer apologises to the rest of the defence for his error

 

#Chris Powell directing operations from the sidelines today wearing a tee shirt and chinos#cafc

#Karl Robinson understating his team's qualities there...#dongs

#...that's praise indeed from Uwe Rosler#anyone

 

Danny Haynes has played a full 90 minutes and not gotten himself injured #UnlikelyCommentaryLines

 

".....and here on the lush turf at The Valley, big-spending Charlton take on Chelsea, who have themselves been impoverished by the withdrawal of Roman Abramovic and his billions................."

quite enjoyed writing that, actually.

 

The teachers from the millwall supporters club behaved impecably

 

The first match in recorded history in Russia without racism has just concluded #UnlikelyCommentaryLines

 

On comes Andy Hughes...

 

Like that one.
or
"On comes yet another talented youngster from Charlton's conveyer belt..............."

 

It's 'unlikely' commentary lines. I think you've mixed up

 

Cory Gibbs is in a charlton shirt for something other than the team photo

 

"And the final whistle blows, great defending from Charlton in the last ten minutes to take 3 points and a clean sheet"

"Trevor Kettle has done a great job today, showed his authority without so much as a single yellow card"

"Johnie Jackson skips past his marker"

BRYAN HUUUGGGGHHHHEEEEESSSSSSSS!"

 

Danny Green without a hint of gel in his hair????

 

"Chris Powell has dropped Yann Kermorgant for poor training last Thursday"

 

Defoe has failed to score against Charlton

 

And today's Attendance at the New Den for the visit of Barnsley is above 10,000