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Next permanent manager

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 9, 2021.

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Next permanent manager will be?

  1. Conte

    6.0%
  2. Mancini

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Martinez

    10.8%
  4. Mourinho

    8.4%
  5. Favre

    6.0%
  6. Rafa

    3.6%
  7. Howe

    19.3%
  8. Other

    31.3%
  9. Vince McMahon

    7.2%
  10. Purple dildo

    7.2%
  1. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Going to show them the pigeon.
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    It doesn't look like fonseca to me... Too tall and too skinny
     
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  3. Wuffler

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    I hope he brings his son in which case. Canny player apparently.
     
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  4. cronemeister

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    HDAQ.....get your arse up there with your tent man !!
     
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  5. Seabass

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    Personally I think Howe would be good. He's a project manager. Has a clear identity in how how wants his team's to play, was touted for a few big jobs and probably not considered ready but this would give him time to develop with opportunity to spend on the team. He's also very good in front of the media.
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    It could be Conte he has the same haircut
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    I've been analysing his walk
     
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    #891
  12. ToonArmy1892

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    vince-mcmahon.gif
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    It's certainly not conte
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Hi guys just got back. I’ve got grass stains all over my shoes.

    Jesus Christ Steve left his office in a right mess. ****ing bacon roll wrappers and greggs pastries all over the shop.

    I even found a leftover kebab in the bottom drawer.

    What have I missed?
     
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  15. cronemeister

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    This was all sounding very plausible up until this point mate ! There's nee ****ing way there'd be owt left behind....wrappers maybe but not food. Not a cat in hells chance!!
     
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  16. Roland Deschain

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    Who was the tall, dark fella you were with?
     
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  17. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha. That WAS me. The other chap was Roy Hodgson.

    We where told to do a lap of the pitch to see who could walk the fastest.
     
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  18. boxheed

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    So what do you reckon about the quality of the pitch?
    I bet Mike did it with the off cuts from B&Q
     
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  19. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Full of divots.
     
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  20. Judge Death

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    Think he was talking about the grass, not the squad .....
     
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