Fatih
Didn't realise he's back at national team doh!
Like the way his teams have played down the years tho
Didn't realise he's back at national team doh!
Like the way his teams have played down the years tho
That's correct, no condescending post-game interviews from me, just simplistic phrases you guys can understand!
Ok... Ok... I'll flipping do it...
But I'm only available on matchdays and I couldn't give a s*** where you end up in the league. It's all about the sexiness. Got that? SEXINESS. I'll have none of this enforced political garbage of point scoring. Sunderland will be humping men off the field. Take that homophobes!
Thank you! I mean I've only coached the one-side, and by coached I mean I shouted abuse at the local under 11s as I passed the park, but I'm thrilled by your endorsement. Not sure what you mean by national team job, but you're a deluded football fan, so I forgive youThat's correct, no condescending post-game interviews from me, just simplistic phrases you guys can understand!
I can feel this bandwagon pulling away from the station at a rapid speed of knots![]()
Ok your hired! When can you start?

After the derby game... I dunno, until then I guess your lads will just have to go on holiday or something. No point starting something without the manager
I promise innovative formations, free tickets for anyone aged between 87 and 87.1, and many concubines for all the fans!
All very well but does the old guard want you, you'll have to convince them now, oh and whats your take on standing in the south stand?
All very well but does the old guard want you, you'll have to convince them now, oh and whats your take on standing in the south stand?
Faith terim
Alright, I'm John O'Shea, somebody need to speak with the elected spokesman of the Sunderland Lazy Bastard Old Guard?
ok John, what are your views on concubines?
I tink sex before marriage is wrong unless it's wit a priest. My Catholic Fait Tells me tat Concubines is ta way of the Harlott so it is.