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twas on the good ship Venus
by god you should have seen us
the figure head
was a nude in bed
sucking a dead man's pe##s
 
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Makemstine Roger said:
twas on the good ship Venus
by god you should have seen us
the figure head
was a nude in bed
sucking a dead man's pe##s
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Sex pistols.
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel ****
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his ****in' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Hold on
Give it some bollocks
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
'Til they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
From cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a ****in' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Ahoy Jimmy
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To **** she was not able
So the dirty ****s, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
 
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Nig said:
Sex pistols.
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel ****
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his ****in' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Hold on
Give it some bollocks
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
'Til they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
From cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a ****in' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Ahoy Jimmy
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To **** she was not able
So the dirty ****s, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
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its an old Army song well before the pistols, and has been sung in the back of 3 tonners for eons
the verse is
Friggin in the rigging
****ing on the planking
Tossing on the crossing
There was f all else to do

:emoticon-0111-blush
 
Nig said:
Sex pistols.
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel ****
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his ****in' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Hold on
Give it some bollocks
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
'Til they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
From cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a ****in' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Ahoy Jimmy
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To **** she was not able
So the dirty ****s, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
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B side to "Something Else".
 
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Nig said:
Derived from Anglo saxon Horu and Dene meaning "dirty valley" :D
Mind I bet it was a canny little village right up to the seventies then fooked ower thanks to Thatcher and the tories.
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had to go there quite regular mid 70's and the old streets (the thoughtfully named 5th street, 6th street etc) were already being doomed and boarded up although i dare say once that woman did her work it rapidly got much worse.
 
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Nig said:
Derived from Anglo saxon Horu and Dene meaning "dirty valley" :D
Mind I bet it was a canny little village right up to the seventies then fooked ower thanks to Thatcher and the tories.
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I grew up there and it was a great place to live at the time. Just like every other pit village, people looked out for each other and if you did anything wrong, your mam and dad got to know about it before you got home! Then the pit closed and the miners and their families who lived there all their lives either passed away or moved on. I did a proper look round the place after my mam died to reminisce and it has totally changed now.
 
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vinkel said:
The more I listen to him the more I am liking him, down to earth in his views. And very knowledgeable re all things football I think he will be a good fit here.
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Not as listenable as The Snake, but I still like listening to his insights, how he explained the impact of the loss of LND, what they had been drilling in the past few days was refreshing to hear. Gives me hope that the good times are still rolling. Hhhaaawwwwaaaaayyyyyyy the lads
 
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Nig said:
Sex pistols.
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel ****
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his ****in' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Hold on
Give it some bollocks
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
'Til they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
From cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a ****in' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Ahoy Jimmy
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To **** she was not able
So the dirty ****s, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
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The ship's cook name was hopper
By God he had a whopper
once round the deck
twice round his neck
and up his rs for a stopper
 
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Give it 18 months and Potter may be available and if he fancies returning to a smaller club (which we are in financial and recent football success terms) an achievable target for us?
 
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