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Smug in Boots

Smug in Boots

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....... and why not?

If our relegation rivals, this weekend, were anyone but Newcastle we'd be talking about them as we are with Hull.

But because the Mags always scream about 'our obsession, while obsessing about us, we're not supposed to create threads or even mention them ....
... well balls to all that, this is a straight relegation fight.

Newcastle have taken 1 point from a possible 30 and have the biggest knobsack in PL history as their leader.
Not even Wilko or JFK match this sad sack in sheer ineptitude or stupidity.

The coach wants to fight the fans one minute & lick their hairy arses the next. the captain has turned his back on the team & fans and the owner is so committed he can't be bothered to go to their game in London.

I remember when the Mags were a dozen points above us and 'giving their poor Mackem neighbours 6 points to help them' <laugh>

Now they're praying that Fat Sam doesn't ram their insults down their throats.
If I was him I'd do anything I could to win & relegate them.

Carver reckons the 'guys are behind us and the atmosphere will be electric',
If that's Geordie for, 'The guys hate me and will be sitting there in silence' I'd agree.

An early goal for West Ham and we'll see how loud the 52,000 are screaming.
 
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I can see the next four fixtures all being losses for SAFC, HT and NUFC.

I'd take that right now.

I don't see Hull winning. Just can't see past United in that match.
 
Shearer reckons everyone will be in the relegation zone at some point during the day. I found that baffling considering we're all ****e. Much more likely to stay the same all day with all three of us taking a beating.

Any Big Sam. Do it for this and you never know, Hull could get a result.

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Hull have never won a premier league game in May.
Bruce has never beaten manure in 17 games I think.
Manure keeper is potentially injured.
Could it be this game where the stats change?
I'm hoping that Sam is well up for this game after the fans getting what they wanted, remember Sam played for sunderland too.
Not bothered who goes down so long as it's not us, think I would prefer Newcastle to stay up as I fukcing hate hull ****ty!!
 
crumble bungle said:
Hull have never won a premier league game in May.
Bruce has never beaten manure in 17 games I think.
Manure keeper is potentially injured.
Could it be this game where the stats change?
I'm hoping that Sam is well up for this game after the fans getting what they wanted, remember Sam played for sunderland too.
Not bothered who goes down so long as it's not us, think I would prefer Newcastle to stay up as I fukcing hate hull ****ty!!
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WTF?
 
crumble bungle said:
Hull have never won a premier league game in May.
Bruce has never beaten manure in 17 games I think.
Manure keeper is potentially injured.
Could it be this game where the stats change?
I'm hoping that Sam is well up for this game after the fans getting what they wanted, remember Sam played for sunderland too.
Not bothered who goes down so long as it's not us, think I would prefer Newcastle to stay up as I fukcing hate hull ****ty!!
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I think Victor Valdes is good enough to do a job against a side like Hull.

He did it against Real Madrid for years.
 
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The outcome could well be decided by the team selection of Van Gaal.

If he gives some of his youngsters a run out, then Hull could well grind out a result.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if it went down to GD
 
Smug in Boots said:
I've noticed, over the years, that knobsacks like you always come back with shyte like that when they can't think of an answer <ok>

They usually then answer with a pathetic gif or accuse me of living above a Darlington chip shop <doh>
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I notice you've dropped the Antibes these days.

They no doubt came back with that sort of response as you've always been an insufferable **** <ok>
 
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Tobes said:
I notice you've dropped the Antibes these days.

They no doubt came back with that sort of response as you've always been an insufferable **** <ok>
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That's because I don't live in Antibes any more <doh>

People on here, who actually know me, don't find me insufferable .......... I was with a dozen of them at the match on Saturday.

It's only sad knobsacks, such as yourself, who agonise about me through jealousy <ok>
 
Smug in Boots said:
That's because I don't live in Antibes any more <doh>

People on here, who actually know me, don't find me insufferable .......... I was with a dozen of them at the match on Saturday.

It's only sad knobsacks, such as yourself, who agonise about me through jealousy <ok>
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Sure mate, jealousy that'll be it.

You've derailed your own thread btw.
 
Tobes said:
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Sure mate, jealousy that'll be it.

You've derailed your own thread btw.
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Of course you're jealous .... the more you deny it the more obvious it is.
Loads of people on here, even those who don't like me, admire me which I find quite touching.

I haven't derailed my thread, it'll keep going until the end of the season ....... besides I'm not precious about my threads.

Plenty more where that came from, people love my threads <laugh>
 
Smug in Boots said:
Of course you're jealous .... the more you deny it the more obvious it is.
Loads of people on here, even those who don't like me, admire me which I find quite touching.

I haven't derailed my thread, it'll keep going until the end of the season ....... besides I'm not precious about my threads.

Plenty more where that came from, people love my threads <laugh>
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Jealous of what? Get your head out of yer arse mate, you're seriously deluded and completely self absorbed.
 
Tobes said:
Jealous of what? Get your head out of yer arse mate, you're seriously deluded and completely self absorbed.
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Not at all.

Everything I've ever posted, on here, is 100% true and people who know me and post on 606 will back me up.

I have people coming here for a massive summer garden party who I saw on Saturday.

Just because lowlifes like you can't imagine what life outside the doe queue is like it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

You're a sad lad and no mistake ...... I almost feel sorry for you.
 
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