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Jip Jaap Stam

Jip Jaap Stam

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Alright fellas. I am asking for all warring factions (LYT, POOVES, Iain etc) to set aside your differences and support your resident GC moderator. For years, I've fought for your rights against the likes of @Syd, @tash and @Smug, and now, I need your help.

My new book, POSTNORMAL, is out today at a heavily-discounted price of 99p. To mark the occasion, I'm offering SUBNORMAL (book 1) for free and SUPERNORMAL (book 2) for 99p.

Regulators! Regulate!
 
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I'm buying the paper version as usual Jip to complete my collection.
I shall also hire a Romanian prostitute to read my copy to me then roll my eyes and correct her pronunciation as she clumsily murders your work with her backwards attempt at Reading the Queens English.

I hope the new one has another picture of you on the back again.:emoticon-0105-wink:?
 
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DUNCAN DONUTS said:
I'm buying the paper version as usual Jip to complete my collection.
I shall also hire a Romanian prostitute to read my copy to me then roll my eyes and correct her pronunciation as she clumsily murders your work with her backwards attempt at Reading the Queens English.

I hope the new one has another picture of you on the back again.:emoticon-0105-wink:?
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It certainly has, my friend. You're also named in the acknowledgements section.

Make sure you get pics of the Romanian.
 
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Jip Jaap Stam said:
It's about government controlling it's populace with drugs, and the ensuing revolution. The LYT make a cameo appearance in book 3, in the Glasgow chapter.
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Jip Jaap Stam said:
It's about a government that controls its population and sends disabled people to concentration camps. The LYT make a cameo appearance, in the Glasgow chapter.
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I am absolutely fizzing at this.

Also, you'd have better done The LYT justice, MATE. We know where you live.
 
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