New book release

[monacoger]

Alright fellas. I am asking for all warring factions (LYT, POOVES, Iain etc) to set aside your differences and support your resident GC moderator. For years, I've fought for your rights against the likes of @Syd, @tash and @Smug, and now, I need your help.

My new book, POSTNORMAL, is out today at a heavily-discounted price of 99p. To mark the occasion, I'm offering SUBNORMAL (book 1) for free and SUPERNORMAL (book 2) for 99p.

Regulators! Regulate!

Am I in the book?

 

[Patience]

Am I in the book?

You sure are

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[monacoger]

I was going to make a hilarious joke about you being my shadow but then thought better of it as there is probably another hilarious joke that could be made calling the black guy in the pic above my shadow. I'm glad I didn't bother.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Am I in the book?

There is a feminised version of you, called Monica. IIRC, you die.

 

[monacoger]

There is a feminised version of you, called Monica. IIRC, you die.

That's good enough for me, a menshy is a menshy

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Does one of the female agents in the book turn our to be transexual?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I like round numbers in my account and I dont break em for no book. If I get any spare change from my bets today I will buy them, probably wont read them tho, I only read form.

You're in it, Eddie. You play quite a significant role, actually.

 

[monacoger]

You're in it, Eddie. You play quite a significant role, actually.

So, the poster of the year is made into some bird and dies but the forum's conspiracy nutjob and failed gambler gets a significant role? I hate you.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

So, the poster of the year is made into some bird and dies but the forum's conspiracy nutjob and failed gambler gets a significant role? I hate you.

I don't think @alwaysright is in it Iain

 

[The Raging Oxter]

So, clearly no transexuals in it. You, sir, have just lost a sale.

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

.

 

[monacoger]

Whats my name in it

Eddie the nutjob

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[Jip Jaap Stam]

I am absolutely fizzing at this.

Also, you'd have better done The LYT justice, MATE. We know where you live.

My books are, in part, a protest against the treatment you and your ilk receive.

And yes, I do the LYT justice.

Does one of the female agents in the book turn our to be transexual?

No, but there's a queer in it if that helps.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

So, the poster of the year is made into some bird and dies but the forum's conspiracy nutjob and failed gambler gets a significant role? I hate you.

That's the long and short of it, yeah.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Whats my name in it

Eddie

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

A Russian queer no less.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

On order Stew pot.

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[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Digital woodland camo pants too .

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Digital woodland camp pants too .

Watch out for tigers