Aye but generally decent hookers look a bit like this:
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Aye but generally decent hookers look a bit like this:
Girls on Chatrooms and sex-sites:
What does it matter, if they're wearing a gas mask?
You'd think so but ideally if I'm going to be taking a lassie up the dirt road I prefer it if she didn't have an arse like a Chimp's mouth. You don't want to have to comb her arse hair out the way first. That's a given.
You do realise sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?
thats only what people who are bad at sarcasm say.
What women dont recognise is a male's eye for a good deal.
You go to Thailand and some wee honey that is more stunning than anything you've seen in Scotland will grind away at you and suggest you part with ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã20 of your hard earned and she'll go back to your place and do whatever you want.
Then she'll tidy your apartment afterwards.
Just a wee bit cheaper than spending hunners on flowers, cinema tickets, drinks, petrol etc just to get a peck on the cheek and **** about it when you get home.
Its a no brainer
You go to Thailand and some wee honey that is more stunning than anything you've seen in Scotland will grind away at you and suggest you part with ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã20 of your hard earned and she'll go back to your place and do whatever you want.
Then she'll tidy your apartment afterwards.
Just a wee bit cheaper than spending hunners on flowers, cinema tickets, drinks, petrol etc just to get a peck on the cheek and **** about it when you get home.
Its a no brainer
What women dont recognise is a male's eye for a good deal.
You go to Thailand and some wee honey that is more stunning than anything you've seen in Scotland will grind away at you and suggest you part with ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã20 of your hard earned and she'll go back to your place and do whatever you want.
Then she'll tidy your apartment afterwards.
Just a wee bit cheaper than spending hunners on flowers, cinema tickets, drinks, petrol etc just to get a peck on the cheek and **** about it when you get home.
Its a no brainer
Frank - Master of Calling Them As He Sees Them
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Neville Bartos
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Frank knows the script. thing is the ones in thailand arent really hookers. ther just burds that are easy to cart then you gee them 20 quid to go away in the morning the amount of times i woke up beside a wee darlin was scary. that thai wiskey is ****in lethal. a used to get a fright every mornin, a pleasant fright tho <cockstroking>
the amount of times i woke up beside a wee darlin was scary. that thai wiskey is ****in lethal. a used to get a fright every mornin, a pleasant fright tho <cockstroking>