Nev shouldn't read this

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When I was flying back from the Ivory Coast I met a boy from Stornaway on the flight back he'd been staying in the same Ibis hotel as me. He then tells me he's been shagging the hookers that were in hanging about the hotel bar and finishes it by saying "They don't even make you wear a johnny"

AIDS ALERT, AIDS ALERT
 
You would need to double bag it at the very least if you were pumping one in the Ivory Coast surely?
 
tina2010 said:
Is it only ugly people who pump prostitutes?
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No, my mate and his wife run the 2nd biggest escort agency in Aberdeen and you get all sorts. Most of them are folk with extremely weird paraphilias. There is one guy who likes to be put in an adult nappy and then be breastfed.
 
av shagged hunners of hookers. well maybe 50 and am a handsome bastard
 
tina2010 said:
<laugh>

What's the attraction with hookers though? Is it a power thing?
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Nah, it's just that most girls who think they are really dirty don't know the meaning of the word. You try asking someone you've just met to wear a gas mask whilst getting a sausage thrown up her brown sauce bottle. It's just not happening. Pay some hooker and she'll ask if you need her to bring her own gas mask. <ok>
 
VenomPD said:
Nah, it's just that most girls who think they are really dirty don't know the meaning of the word. You try asking someone you've just met to wear a gas mask whilst getting a sausage thrown up her brown sauce bottle. It's just not happening. Pay some hooker and she'll ask if you need her to bring her own gas mask. <ok>
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I thought Gumtree and internet chat rooms had that type of clientele too.
 
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