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Hung Drawn and Quartered

Hung Drawn and Quartered

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Neighbours, most of us have them
What do you like most about your neighbour and what do you dislike

Mine
Hes a Toon fan, 80 years old and talks football with me all the time, takes my bins out on bin day and generally keeps him self to himself, not a nosey neighbour

Dislike that he always in the garden either cutting his hedge or cutting the grass especially only 2 days after his last cut, when it couldn't have grown a millimetre
Annoying as wor lass sees this as an excuse for me to get the lawn mower out
 
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In an old house one of the neighbours had a real fit daughter who came to see them. She was about 26 years old and honestly I loved it when she came round. I was like to the wife. I’m washing upstairs windows again and she was like you only did then the other day.
 
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I've got great neighbours.

To my right I have a lad I've known since I was about 10. Fortunately he also still likes to get pissed out of his brain, loves football, boxing, golf and to call it a day at 4 in the morning. Although I think at times the missus would disagree its great having him there. There is never a crossed word and his missus is a top lass too. He has a bar in his garden too which is handy after a night out. We are thinking about putting a gate in when we get the hot tub put in. Swingers parties in no time - yee hah!

To my left there is a older fella who lives on his own. However I think he is at his boyfriends a lot so we never really see him or have to worry noise etc. He seems pretty chilled out anyway. I cut his front garden for him as the lawns are joined anyway. And he gave my missus a bottle of prosecco when we moved in, so I decided he was sound straight away. She is more malleable after a drink <laugh><laugh><laugh>
 
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Spoke to my neighbours once, they might have said "hei" to me, and I said "hei" back. That's about it.
 
Mine has a daughter who keeps parking her ****ty Megane in front of my house. Other side I've never seen him before, he's probably lost in the 10ft grass in his back garden
 
Mines a massive football fan and I’m sure he uses 606. So I am keeping quiet on this one as he’ll probably figure out I’m talking about him.

If you can see this Neil, you’re a top lad.
 
Strummer said:
Cracking score that.
If I was your caddie, 65 would be on the cards.
We were just on about your caddying days at the weekend.
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<laugh> I'm playing Barber on Monday, I have to give him 25 shots to let him have a chance <laugh> Aye, caddying back in the day, what a way to earn ten bob!
 
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