Thanks for the rep message Shameless! You are a sick man but it was funny
Also thanks for the offer but I'm afraid I will have to decline. Sorry mate can't stand cottage cheese!
"I kept some of my wife’s afterbirth and I have selected you to share it. I will let it get more mouldy and smelly before liquidising it with marmite, ghee and cottage cheese. I will then smear it all over my body, so you can lick it off. Shameless"
Oh dear, that is sick, but funny as ****.
