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FosseFilberto said:
Thinking of putting Pete up for sale on eBay ...

Ford Corset - Spacious Exterior - One Careful Owner - No money needed - not how we roll

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Taxi for Fosse ... <cheers>
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You've got already about a thousand outside mate, just ****ing get in one will you <whistle>
 
Mistress Orchid said:
He gone missing. You find him, you give him back to me. I get angry otherwise.
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Hey messtress orc.

how much will it cost me, for you to ram a tangerine up my bum, and then mush it with a foot long dildo, whilst you wear a tony the tiger mascot outfit with the crotch cut out?

I will pay £4 extra if you yelp 'up the tigers'
 
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Commachio said:
Hey messtress orc.

how much will it cost me, for you to ram a tangerine up my bum, and then mush it with a foot long dildo, whilst you wear a tony the tiger mascot outfit with the crotch cut out?

I will pay £4 extra if you yelp 'up the tigers'
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<laugh> ****ing hell
 
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Commachio said:
Hey messtress orc.

how much will it cost me, for you to ram a tangerine up my bum, and then mush it with a foot long dildo, whilst you wear a tony the tiger mascot outfit with the crotch cut out?

I will pay £4 extra if you yelp 'up the tigers'
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To you mate £2 and a Peperami.
 
Commachio said:
Hey messtress orc.

how much will it cost me, for you to ram a tangerine up my bum, and then mush it with a foot long dildo, whilst you wear a tony the tiger mascot outfit with the crotch cut out?

I will pay £4 extra if you yelp 'up the tigers'
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^ a lot of thought has gone into this, is there anything you wants to share with us Comms, you know we will be supportive
 
Mistress Orchid: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Mitchenam?

Pervert Peter: Not just this minute.

Mistress Orchid : Well, baby, me so hungry. Me so HUNGRY. Me feed you long time. You eaty?

Pervert Peter : Yeah, I might eaty. How much?

Mistress Orchid : Fifteen Pizza.

Pervert Peter : Fifteen pizza for both of us?

Mistress Orchid : No. Each you fifteen pizza. Me feed you long time. Me so HUNGRY.

Pervert Peter : Fifteen pizza too peu. Thirty pizza each.

Mistress Orchid : Me Mucky-Mucky. Me above you too much.
 
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