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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Mistress Orchid, Jul 31, 2019.

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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Playing with my Saxton <laugh>
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    It is with some confidence that I can say ...

    @petersaxton ... you have been owned <whistle>
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Thinking of putting Pete up for sale on eBay ...

    Ford Corset - Spacious Exterior - One Careful Owner - No money needed - not how we roll

    :emoticon-0136-giggl






    Taxi for Fosse ... <cheers>
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You've got already about a thousand outside mate, just ****ing get in one will you <whistle>
     
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    Libby, Jul 31, 2019
  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Could you translate for those of us whose first language is English? <cheers>

    #LibbyGoneJewish
     
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  6. Mistress Orchid

    Mistress Orchid Playing with my Saxton

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    Big Boy, you must send me the money. I own you Big Boy. Mistress not like this ****. You want I get ****ty?
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I think getting ****ty with him, isn't much of a deterrent tbh
     
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  8. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    ^^^ Scat attack incoming
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Hey messtress orc.

    how much will it cost me, for you to ram a tangerine up my bum, and then mush it with a foot long dildo, whilst you wear a tony the tiger mascot outfit with the crotch cut out?

    I will pay £4 extra if you yelp 'up the tigers'
     
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  10. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> ****ing hell
     
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  12. Mistress Orchid

    Mistress Orchid Playing with my Saxton

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    To you mate £2 and a Peperami.
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Don't break character love.
     
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  14. Mistress Orchid

    Mistress Orchid Playing with my Saxton

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    Big Boy still hiding. I need take a ****. Where he when I need him.
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I take it you have to be a politics moron to get these in house jokes?
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 1, 2019
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  16. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    ^ a lot of thought has gone into this, is there anything you wants to share with us Comms, you know we will be supportive
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Ok it's not funny stop sending me PMs...whoever it is


    I don't owe you any money ffs
     
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  18. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

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    I don’t have enough invested in our fake democracy to upset by either side of the debate.
     
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  19. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh>
     
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    brb, Aug 1, 2019
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  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Mistress Orchid: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Mitchenam?

    Pervert Peter: Not just this minute.

    Mistress Orchid : Well, baby, me so hungry. Me so HUNGRY. Me feed you long time. You eaty?

    Pervert Peter : Yeah, I might eaty. How much?

    Mistress Orchid : Fifteen Pizza.

    Pervert Peter : Fifteen pizza for both of us?

    Mistress Orchid : No. Each you fifteen pizza. Me feed you long time. Me so HUNGRY.

    Pervert Peter : Fifteen pizza too peu. Thirty pizza each.

    Mistress Orchid : Me Mucky-Mucky. Me above you too much.
     
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