Thinking of putting Pete up for sale on eBay ... Ford Corset - Spacious Exterior - One Careful Owner - No money needed - not how we roll Taxi for Fosse ...
Big Boy, you must send me the money. I own you Big Boy. Mistress not like this ****. You want I get ****ty?
Hey messtress orc. how much will it cost me, for you to ram a tangerine up my bum, and then mush it with a foot long dildo, whilst you wear a tony the tiger mascot outfit with the crotch cut out? I will pay £4 extra if you yelp 'up the tigers'
^ a lot of thought has gone into this, is there anything you wants to share with us Comms, you know we will be supportive
Mistress Orchid: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Mitchenam? Pervert Peter: Not just this minute. Mistress Orchid : Well, baby, me so hungry. Me so HUNGRY. Me feed you long time. You eaty? Pervert Peter : Yeah, I might eaty. How much? Mistress Orchid : Fifteen Pizza. Pervert Peter : Fifteen pizza for both of us? Mistress Orchid : No. Each you fifteen pizza. Me feed you long time. Me so HUNGRY. Pervert Peter : Fifteen pizza too peu. Thirty pizza each. Mistress Orchid : Me Mucky-Mucky. Me above you too much.