Mouser Watch #2

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Milk said:
I don't often read/post on this thread- but I frequently get a laugh out of HIAG because I think he is throwing everyone for a loop and I will make a prediction of my own.

One day, HIAG will admit to being a gooner. He's trying to wind up Liverpool fans, but at the same time, he's also slyly winding up Spurs by making Spurs fans look like idiots.

He's a lot more clever than he appears and he's having a laugh at the expense of both sets of fans. Once you realise this, it looks very obvious looking at some of his posts. It's a brilliant parody account.
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A lot of this is true, but I don't see why he would be a Gooner. If you wanted to see the master wum at work you should have witnessed his days on the Gooner board before they couldn't cope any more and banned him. I'm sure one or two of them had to be signed off work with stress.
 
I'm sure HIAG would be a master WUM if he so chose to be.
But this article is spawned from an obvious altruistic desire on his part to see the world
understand and cure the Mouser condition as was done for say smallpox.
 
SpursDisciple said:
A lot of this is true, but I don't see why he would be a Gooner. If you wanted to see the master wum at work you should have witnessed his days on the Gooner board before they couldn't cope any more and banned him. I'm sure one or two of them had to be signed off work with stress.
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<laugh> yeah! I think Peskie must have blown one or two blood vessels!....
 
Milk said:
I don't often read/post on this thread- but I frequently get a laugh out of HIAG because I think he is throwing everyone for a loop and I will make a prediction of my own.

One day, HIAG will admit to being a gooner. He's trying to wind up Liverpool fans, but at the same time, he's also slyly winding up Spurs by making Spurs fans look like idiots.

He's a lot more clever than he appears and he's having a laugh at the expense of both sets of fans. Once you realise this, it looks very obvious looking at some of his posts. It's a brilliant parody account.
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It's a good theory but by that logic he'd have wummed himself more than anyone.

If you look at what he'd have to have done, assuming he's a Gooner for the sake of the argument. He's spent 3 years on a relatively small internet board, posting over 10,000 times in the persona of a Tottenham fan in order to make us look a bit silly? No there's definitely only one loser in that scenario.

Fortunately HIAG is just our loveable scamp, adding to the board's sense of fun.
 
I do have to say the Liverpool fans as a group are more fun, less bitter and better company than the Gooners.

And I'll second Kopite's motion for Spurs first, Liverpool fourth next year.
 
A gooner being a goner,why would "Mr White Hart Lane Hiag" admit to being one.That's disgusting and you should be relegated to the Arsenal boards!!!!
 
If £ity win today, they'll take their rightful place at the top of the league, and the dream will almost be over for 'Pool.

But, guys, don't be upset, because that's all it ever was - a dream. Time to wake up, now. Your mum's made you a nice cup of coffee. Can you smell it?
 
If you believe it is their rightful place why do you call then '£ity' ? It suggests that you believe they've artificially bought success, and so how could them winning be rightful? Anyway enough about City.

What do you think about Fat Sam? Would your prefer him as your manager?
 
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