Egyptian lawyer attempts to get scouse citizenship 
https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...wyer-after-mohamed-salah-injury-a3849566.html
https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...wyer-after-mohamed-salah-injury-a3849566.html
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Egyptian lawyer attempts to get scouse citizenship
https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...wyer-after-mohamed-salah-injury-a3849566.html
To be fair, he'd fit right in. Their current level of hysteria is well into the lunatic category and sits well alongside behaviour like this.
God love 'em, they are funny.
Would now be a bad time to mention that one Liverpudlian Sunday league team are called Oyster Martyrs FC?
They're still going on about it...
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He's a West Ham fan. Another fanbase that continually cries about Kane.
Klopp now the favourite for the Madrid job now they've given up on Poch. Will he take Karius or Salah with him to Madrid? Or even both? Might be mixed feelings for the red mice.
Salah, Firmino, and the good will of everyone whose had to put up with four month worth of bleating about an onside goal...
I'm sure every last Saltypudlian who sent death threats to him and his family are now lining up to apologise
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Then again, it is worth pointing out that John W Henry is a trustee of Massachusetts General Hospital...
How long before the Bishop of Liverpool issues a fatwa on Sergio Ramos for nobbling two players in a one man team?
Confirmation from Youtube general hospital that the first
concussion trauma event occurred sometime before then :
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How the **** would they know when it happened?
Probably got a slap off somebody in the dressing room after the game. Can't say that I blame them!
This is just the Mousers trying to save face by giving Karius an excuse for being crap, they`ll want top dollar for him when they come to sell him later in the window, nobody is going to pay good money for a calamity keeper. I doubt anybody will be fooled though, what about all the other mistakes he has made previously.
Lorus Karius' ex-girlfriend has been thanking Liverpool's legendary support for their understanding following Karius' concussion driven mistakes...
"This weekend I have been called every offensive name under the sun, with `whore’ being the most common."
“I have been threatened that I will be stabbed in my organs, that my family will be killed, being told they are already dead, being told to kill myself, that the Russian mafia are after me etc etc.”
“I’ve laughed it off, deleted as many comments as I can, because I do think you’re all a bunch of lunatics.”
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At the end of a storm
There's a golden sky
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Walk on through the wind
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Though your dreams be tossed and blown
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"This weekend I have been called every offensive name under the sun, with `whore’ being the most common."
“I have been threatened that I will be stabbed in my organs, that my family will be killed, being told they are already dead, being told to kill myself, that the Russian mafia are after me etc etc.”
“I’ve laughed it off, deleted as many comments as I can, because I do think you’re all a bunch of lunatics.”
When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of a storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone
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Or maybe this is better.......?
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