Mouser Watch #2

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When you think about it,a manager lives as a hero or is shown the door without a goalscorer. Ronaldo,Messi,Kane and that funny little man at Liverpool!

Ronaldo couldn't buy a goal earlier in the season,that's why Barca have won their league.Now he has found the net again......
 
When you think about it,a manager lives as a hero or is shown the door without a goalscorer. Ronaldo,Messi,Kane and that funny little man at Liverpool!

Ronaldo couldn't buy a goal earlier in the season,that's why Barca have won their league.Now he has found the net again......

Goals win games

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I see Saltypudlians still don't have a clue about the offside rule...
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So once again, here's The FA's definition of the offside rule

A player in an offside position at the moment the ball is played or touched by a team-mate is only penalised on becoming involved in active play by:
  • interfering with play by playing or touching a ball passed or touched by a team-mate or
  • interfering with an opponent by:
  • preventing an opponent from playing or being able to play the ball by clearly obstructing the opponent’s line of vision or
  • challenging an opponent for the ball or
  • clearly attempting to play a ball which is close to him when this action impacts on an opponent or
  • making an obvious action which clearly impacts on the ability of an opponent to play the ball
or
  • gaining an advantage by playing the ball or interfering with an opponent when it has:
  • rebounded or been deflected off the goalpost, crossbar or an opponent
  • been deliberately saved by any opponent
  • A player in an offside position receiving the ball from an opponent who deliberately plays the ball (except from a deliberate save by any opponent) is not considered to have gained an advantage.
And here's Danny Ings being the perfect example of the part I bolded

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One day they might get it, but that'll probably be the day they're relegated at Anfield when Kai Rooney backheels in at the back post to give Everton a 2-1 win...
 
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Looking at the final league table, it looks remarkably like we're two points better off than you are. Thanks for asking.

Looking at the end of the season, we're in the CL group stage next season and the Champions League final this season, so knock yourself out about scraping your higher finish than ours.

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Looking at the end of the season, we're in the CL group stage next season and the Champions League final this season, so knock yourself out about scraping your higher finish than ours.

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Anything to avoid admitting that lovely well-presented graphic had a valid point - unlike your bitter little response...