I was interested to read this article, ahead of the Mouser derby, at Goodison Park:-
"The question on every punter's lips is "can Liverpool actually beat 'top 4' Everton, when they travel to Goodison Park on Sunday, to take on their superior neighbours?" The sensible money appears to be on Everton taking an easy three points, following a disastrous start to the season by former Championship manager and big-screen cowboy, Roy Rogers.
"We're not looking convincing, at the moment," said Rodgers. "I have to remind most of our players that we are actually a football team, but they never seem to listen to me."
'Pool have been on the butt-end of a fair few spankings already this season, and frustrations are running high, as is evident from the tactics employed by the manager.
"Of course, I'd rather not have to resort to diving, but if it gets us a lucky goal, I'm happy. Quite frankly, I'd take everything I can get, at the moment, even if that does mean conning the ref."
The club has suffered its worst start to a league campaign since 1652, when Sir Shankley Holmes was hanged from a post in the market square by a lynch mob. Rodgers is hopeful that the Merseyside derby will lift his team. "Every Mouser on the planet knows that, these days, the Merseyside derby is our FA Cup, and when we lose to Everton it feels like the world is caving in on us. I'm not a Mouser, but even I can understand what it means to win the derby, which comes in pretty handy, given that I'm the club's manager."
When asked if we would continue to encourage his players to dive, he smiled and winked.
"What can I say? If, as is expected, we are overrun by a tide of blue, on Sunday, I'll be looking for anything to give us that little bit of an edge. I'm not saying that I will tell the players to dive, but don't expect me to have seen anything if Stevie or Suarie take a little unassisted tumble."
The match is due to be played on Sunday, 29 October.
Unbelievable!