You could buy a million sets of Operation games + football boots for that. And all of them would be less injured + score more goals than Sturridge.
The reasoning is Iniesta for CL, Coutinho for league. Iniesta too old to play in both. Next year Coutinho replaces Iniesta in the team.
He's suffering a four hour wait on a trolley in a corridor before he gets into the cock clinic following laughing his cock off at the goons result .
You know what day it is? That's right, it's the day where it'd be appreciated if someone moved this post into the Music thread...
Well seeing as Haig has unsurprisingly ran to the hills abandoned this thread I thought it my duty to update you loveable spurs chaps on the current mouser situation.. After an emphatic win against champions elect man city yesterday, shattering their unbeaten record this season. With arguably some of the finest goals ever scored in the prem to date. Yesterday as they brushed aside man city with ease Liverpool confirmed their top 4 credentials by soaring past Chelsea into 3rd place. Spurs great result on Saturday couldn't help them move from 5th. As always chaps I am here for you during this time of regression.
You maybe should've advised @Spurlock to also take this vow of silence before he went and bet me the rights to his username for the whole of next season you naughty boy you
And we appreciate your company. But have you really been here for 28 years? Time flies... Nice win on Sunday, by the way.