Mouser Watch #2

If the [hub]cap fits..........

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From you Brian I expect a more intelligent retort. I'll just assume you're felling the pre game stress, seems to be going round today

 

Could be worse:

 

that would make more sense.

 

Bild's response to rumours linking the Mousers with Leon Goretzka

Bild did not shy away from suggesting that Goretzka may be wise to look elsewhere if he has aspirations of silverware. "Great fans, great money and with Klopp also a great coach – so there are some good reasons to go to Liverpool," the report read." "Anyone who chooses Liverpool, however, decides against winning an important title for the foreseeable future." "To become champions in the Premier League is almost as unlikely for Klopp and Liverpool in the next few years as a triumph in the Champions League." Clearly then, Bild are of the view that Goretzka should perhaps move to one of his other suitors should he depart Schalke.

 

It's true, you were really hyper for this one. Maybe, lay off the blue smarties?

SuckMyKlopp ..........pre-match............................................................during the match.......................................................and as Dele nets the winner

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Had you down for 2-0 win actually.

 

Me too.

 

You know best to

 

Originally I had you for a 4-0 but saw lamela starting so went for 2-0

 

Another day in the Sucky life.
Again It started off with him thinking he was going
to be doing the WUM equivalent of this :

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but ended up as

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I suspect that this will now be such a common occurrence
over the rest of the season that we may need to
capture the above an in a "sucky.net" webpage that
we can just link to for convenience sake.

 

Le Tissier had a little dig at Carragher about the Coutinho to Barca situation, clearly referencing Dick van Dijk's recent move:


A Scouse fan decided to chime in, suggesting that tapping players up was something that he couldn't understand:



Oops!

 

Did the Mouser "understand" that the Poool were caught
only last summer for attempting to tap up van Dijk ??

 

Surely "Daniele" was joking? Nobody is that unaware, surely.

 

The FA are investigating 'allegations' that Bobby 'Teeth' Firmino directed a certain racial slur at Mason Holgate.......

"Hey,.......Dickie Lad,.......are you still in the T Shirt printing business? Great, can you do 40,000 with "Firmino is Innocent [no matter what he said]" on them?"

 

Meanwhile the cheats, divers, racists and wife beaters are still a selling club, bye bye Coutinho. Selling their best and most creative player weakens the Mousers imo.

 

Just as Firmino picks up a walloping great ban. Suarez got 8 games for the same thing. I think his time at Liverpool may be coming to a close.

Can's departure for Juve is a certainty at this point and how much of a **** he gives at this point is anyone's guess?

Simon Mignolet and Karius are said to be very happy, thank you very much.

 

Poool player + bigger/whiter teeth than when they signed :

it can only ever end one way.

 

#Raging

 

So much fail...