Mouser Watch #2

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Norwich 4 v 5 'Pool

I was just about to write a post about Klopp snatching a draw from the jaws of victory, and the Kloppers go and score in the 6th minute of added time!
<doh>

It's not so much the fact that 'Pool have clearly won this, but more the fact that I just know the media frenzy is going to be unrelentingly unbearable!
 
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Not sure how they got 24 extra seconds when 2 goals were scored. Could have been another 3 goals.
 
Professional Mouser and sometime broadcaster Danny Murphy said:

“I’d like to see Tottenham do it. Not just because it’s a former team with great supporters, it’s more the English nucleus [to the team]. I’d love to see them do it.”

What next, Cilla records 'Hot Shot Tottenham" from beyond the grave?
 
"Thanks for that Brian" said:
Professional Mouser and sometime broadcaster Danny Murphy said:

“I’d like to see Tottenham do it. Not just because it’s a former team with great supporters, it’s more the English nucleus [to the team]. I’d love to see them do it.”

What next, Cilla records 'Hot Shot Tottenham" from beyond the grave?
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Yeah, but if Pool were up there challenging and in with a realistic chance, as well as ourselves, Murphy`s preference would absolutely be for the Mousers to do it.
 
Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp was asked by BBC MOTD's Jonathan Pearce about his side's good work ethic today: "It’s rare a journalist says something more positive than the manager.

"I’m not too fine with our game today. We could have played much better. We had a few shots where we could pass and a few passes where we could shoot. We created half chances but not real chances.

Well said Jurgen. Even the Pool manager is sick of the Liverpool love in they have in the media <applause>
 
It’s one funky team at this point. They move the ball genuinely well between the boxes, look lively and work hard, but are simply bad at both ends of the pitch. Woeful defending, and no cutting edge more often than not. The strange thing is that there’s been so little effort to shift out of favor players. We also didn’t do that for years, and got much better once we did. Now they have far more dead wood than we ever did, and still they go on bringing players in. It can’t be good for the bottom line.
 
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Mouser board in total uproar regarding the increased ticket prices in the new stand they are building. Laughably, it is in a thread regarding how Fenway Sports Group don't have the £1,000,000,000,000 to turn them into a top 6 side again and they need an Arab Oil Sheikh to come and save their bacon (okay Sheikhs don't like bacon but you get my drift).

I get that ticket prices are becoming ever more ridiculous and that £77 in Liverpool is something like £400 in London but where do they think they are going to get the money to replace their current bunch of cripples, blind strikers, tourettes suffering goalkeepers, etc, that they are also incessantly moaning about? James Milner's £140,000 per week isn't going to pay itself and it isn't like it was in 'Bread' any more when you could nip down the social to pick up the money to sign Ian Rush. More expenditure requires more income everywhere except Mouserland.

Mousers!!
 
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PL Table According to 'Lawro' the professional mouser and alleged football expert paid out of public funds. West ****ING Bromwich BASTARD Albion are 5 points above us. The colossal arsehole! It makes me so mad!!!

ARROWS & +/- DENOTE POSITION DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAWRO'S TABLE AND REAL TABLE
POS TEAM P W D L PTS DIFF +/-
1. Man City 24 19 4 1 61 +1
2. Arsenal 24 17 7 0 58 +2
3. Chelsea 24 16 6 2 54 +10
4. Liverpool 24 13 11 0 50 +4
5. West Brom 24 13 6 5 45 +9
6. Man Utd 24 11 10 3 43 -1
7. Southampton 24 13 3 8 42 0
8. Tottenham 24 11 7 6 40 -5
9. Crystal Palace 24 10 6 8 36 +3
10. Everton 24 8 6 10 30 +1
11. Newcastle 24 7 8 9 29 +7
12. Norwich 24 8 2 14 26 +5
13. Stoke 24 6 5 13 23 -3
14. Swansea 24 4 11 9 23 +2
15. Bournemouth 24 6 4 14 22 0
16. Sunderland 24 5 7 12 22 +3
17. Leicester 24 4 8 12 20 -16
18. West Ham 24 3 6 15 15 -12
19. Watford 24 2 6 16 12 -10
20. Aston Villa 24 1 3 20 6 0
Mark 'What a Twat' Lawrenson:
 
He's also got the Gooners 18 points ahead of us. 18 points. According to him they haven't lost a game yet. That's 18 points and 6 places.

He's lucky there are very few Spammers fans who can read!
 
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But, hold on lads. If he's always that far wrong, there has to be a money making opportunity here. The contra Lawro hedge bet!...
 
He hasn't predicted a Liverpool lose yet, but somehow he's also got West Brom only five points behind them! <laugh>
I wonder what picture of Pulis he has hanging in his house?
 
NowsufferinginSpain said:
But, hold on lads. If he's always that far wrong, there has to be a money making opportunity here. The contra Lawro hedge bet!...
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I refer you to Spurf's post below. If you (or TFTB) join the league next year, you can try out your theory for free <whistle>
Spurf said:
Careful TFTB he's still above most of us in SD's league <laugh>
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#recruiting_sargeant
 
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Liverpool target Alex Texeira has taken the understandable decision to move to China to get a whole lot further away from Liverpool and Herr Klopp's attentions. Rumours that he has taken a significant pay cut to force through the move remain just that, at this point.
 
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