Mouser Watch #2

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Here are some more gems from the Mouser board. Enjoy!



This was Bazray’s reply to the suggestion that ‘Pool couldn’t afford to buy either Siggy or Dempsey:

Bazray said:
Think to be honest that we passed on the players, we wanted tha players if they where cheap enough.
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<doh>

Yeah, right, pal. We believe you. Not.


Another Mouser had this to say:-

All Up Front said:
I think you [Spurs] are now a weaker team after this window, and maybe not able to attract the really big names whilst out top players (suarez, Agger, Skrtel etc) all seem desperate to stay with us.
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<doh>
Skrtel, ffs! And let&#8217;s see how long Goofy and Agger stay around, when you finish mid-table, yet again.


But it gets so much better&#8230;

Sir Kenny Dalglesh said:
We possibly are just one striker away from being a powerful outfit.
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<doh>
Possibly, you are. Then again, possibly you are just as 5hite as you have always been.


Then, there are more words from this muppet:

All Up Front said:
&#8230;we have a manager whose tactics I rate and seems to keep players keen to play for him (e.g. Allen)&#8230;
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<doh>


This next comment beggars belief:-

jenners04 said:
&#8230;bit mythed by our transfer activity&#8230;
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&#8220;mythed&#8221;? Does this Mouser have a lisp? As in: &#8220;Suarez would have scored if only he had not mythed.&#8221;


Here&#8217;s a bit of optimism from our own Zingy:-

Zingy said:
On a positive note, Swansea don't really have any recognized strikers and they seem to be scoring freely. There is hope.
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Agreed, there, Zingy, old pal. But, to be fair, it&#8217;s the kind of hope that those who set sail on the Titanic had that they&#8217;d have an uneventful cruise.


This is comedy gold:-

Sir Kenny Dalglesh said:
I do believe when used properly, [Carroll will] be a wrecking machine.
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Too right, pal. He practically wreaked your club!
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
That Bazray is a bigger knob than Arsenal87, and that is really saying something.

On the other hand, when he goes into mental meltdown he is utterly hilarious! Pure comedy gold.

What is so comical, at the moment, is that 'Pool is being so badly run and managed that the Mousers are having every single layer of delusion stripped away, one by one, right down to the the bare reality of the dire state in which their club now rests, and all they have to cling to are the the glories of an ever-dimming past. It is sad and funny at the same time. Shakespeare could not have written pathos any more poetically.
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.<laugh>
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Here are some more gems from the Mouser board. Enjoy!



This was Bazray&#8217;s reply to the suggestion that &#8216;Pool couldn&#8217;t afford to buy either Siggy or Dempsey:



<doh>

Yeah, right, pal. We believe you. Not.


Another Mouser had this to say:-



<doh>
Skrtel, ffs! And let&#8217;s see how long Goofy and Agger stay around, when you finish mid-table, yet again.


But it gets so much better&#8230;



<doh>
Possibly, you are. Then again, possibly you are just as 5hite as you have always been.


Then, there are more words from this muppet:



<doh>


This next comment beggars belief:-



&#8220;mythed&#8221;? Does this Mouser have a lisp? As in: &#8220;Suarez would have scored if only he had not mythed.&#8221;


Here&#8217;s a bit of optimism from our own Zingy:-



Agreed, there, Zingy, old pal. But, to be fair, it&#8217;s the kind of hope that those who set sail on the Titanic had that they&#8217;d have an uneventful cruise.


This is comedy gold:-



Too right, pal. He practically wreaked your club!
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You are a pathrtic little troll aren't you. I gotta say this sort of sheite is not encouraged on the LFC board, bit of a scumbag aint you HIAG <ok>
 
Davidako said:
another display of quality football from the Spuds <ok>
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Please if you want to post comments about how badly we have been playing so far this season start your own thread.

This thread is reserved for comments on how badly 'Pool are playing this season.

Thank you <ok>
 
From the BBC report on your game today.

This was a performance that epitomised Spurs' faltering progress so far this season: style but no substance, beauty but no brawn, panache but no penetration.

Not only are you signing all the players we want, you're starting to play like us!:(
 
Fair play to liverpool - Arsenal had really been struggling to get one in this season so they've been charitable enough to let them score. Well done lads - very public spirited of you <applause>
 
Suarini said:
Not only are you signing all the players we want, you're starting to play like us!:(
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With respect, as bad as we are at the moment, I don't believe we could play as badly as you do <ok>

For example, I would hate to think that we'd get spanked 3-0 by WBA.
 
Funny to see, once again, how a player only has to blow his nose in the goal mouth and the Kop screams for a penalty. Worst start for 50 years - the Messiah is working his magic <laugh> <laugh>
 
I don't care what they say, but the Mousers have got to be extremely worried at the moment. They are playing like a bottom 3 side, and their position in the table really does not flatter them.

Us non-Mousers all knew that BR simply would not cut it at a big club, and that he could only bring them down to his level. I really do fancy Swansea to finish above them, this season.

Yes, we have played below par, too, but we have the likes of Ade, Dempsey and Dembele to be integrated into the squad. Who do they have? No one.

Could we be looking at a 'Pool side that will be fighting a relegation battle for the first time in its EPL history?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I don't care what they say, but the Mousers have got to be extremely worried at the moment. They are playing like a bottle 3 side, and their position in the table really does not flatter them.

Us non-Mousers all knew that BR simply would not cut it at a big club, and that he could only bring them down to his level. I really do fancy Swansea to finish above them, this season.

Yes, we have played below par, too, but we have the likes of Ade, Dempsey and Dembele to be integrated into the squad. Who do they have? No one.

Could we be looking at a 'Pool side that will be fighting a relegation battle for the first time in its EPL history?
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Offerred you a bet while a go that you didnt have the balls to take.

Thank goodness for that, because I cant see where our goals are going to come from

Add to that our uncanny ability to gift the opposition goals and it is clear that we are properly ****ed!
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I don't care what they say, but the Mousers have got to be extremely worried at the moment. They are playing like a bottom 3 side, and their position in the table really does not flatter them.

Us non-Mousers all knew that BR simply would not cut it at a big club, and that he could only bring them down to his level. I really do fancy Swansea to finish above them, this season.

Yes, we have played below par, too, but we have the likes of Ade, Dempsey and Dembele to be integrated into the squad. Who do they have? No one.

Could we be looking at a 'Pool side that will be fighting a relegation battle for the first time in its EPL history?
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With owners not prepared to back the manager in the transfer market and with a squad that lacks quality and depth and with a manger good with his mouth but not the actual football this could be the best Lafferpool season in decades. Can't wait for more,stupid international break.
 
Roy Rodgers is starting to look and sound like `little boy lost` already, and its noticeable that he is under pressure in his interview. Also, some things at Klanfield havent changed, Suarez is still a diver, Reina is still dodgy and Gerrard is still past his best.

LAL
 
Playing like a bottom 3 side HAIG? They are a bottom 3 side!

Next up away to Sunderland, then home to Man U then away to Norwich. 1 pt from the first six games anyone? Sounds like Redknapp won't be out of work too long.

I guess the Septics will have to fork out for a heli landing pad at Sandbanks. Scouseland is too far for him to commute. I can see it now, Redknapp giving an interview hanging out of the window of a helicoptor. Half of his favourite players are available, Joe Cole already there, he could loan back Andy Carroll in January for twice what Wet Spam are paying the mousers and I'm sure it wont take much to convince Rob Green that Loserpoo is the place for him.
 
deedub93 said:
Playing like a bottom 3 side HAIG? They are a bottom 3 side!

Next up away to Sunderland, then home to Man U then away to Norwich. 1 pt from the first six games anyone? Sounds like Redknapp won't be out of work too long.

I guess the Septics will have to fork out for a heli landing pad at Sandbanks. Scouseland is too far for him to commute. I can see it now, Redknapp giving an interview hanging out of the window of a helicoptor. Half of his favourite players are available, Joe Cole already there, he could loan back Andy Carroll in January for twice what Wet Spam are paying the mousers and I'm sure it wont take much to convince Rob Green that Loserpoo is the place for him.
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1 point ahead of us and giving it large.<laugh>
 
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