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Mouser Watch #2

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

  1. Here are some more gems from the Mouser board. Enjoy!



    This was Bazray’s reply to the suggestion that ‘Pool couldn’t afford to buy either Siggy or Dempsey:

    <doh>

    Yeah, right, pal. We believe you. Not.


    Another Mouser had this to say:-

    <doh>
    Skrtel, ffs! And let&#8217;s see how long Goofy and Agger stay around, when you finish mid-table, yet again.


    But it gets so much better&#8230;

    <doh>
    Possibly, you are. Then again, possibly you are just as 5hite as you have always been.


    Then, there are more words from this muppet:

    <doh>


    This next comment beggars belief:-

    &#8220;mythed&#8221;? Does this Mouser have a lisp? As in: &#8220;Suarez would have scored if only he had not mythed.&#8221;


    Here&#8217;s a bit of optimism from our own Zingy:-

    Agreed, there, Zingy, old pal. But, to be fair, it&#8217;s the kind of hope that those who set sail on the Titanic had that they&#8217;d have an uneventful cruise.


    This is comedy gold:-

    Too right, pal. He practically wreaked your club!
     
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  2. BringBackfootie

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    .<laugh>
     
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  3. BringBackfootie

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    You are a pathrtic little troll aren't you. I gotta say this sort of sheite is not encouraged on the LFC board, bit of a scumbag aint you HIAG <ok>
     
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  4. Hey! Don't shoot the messenger, pal.
     
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  5. Please if you want to post comments about how badly we have been playing so far this season start your own thread.

    This thread is reserved for comments on how badly 'Pool are playing this season.

    Thank you <ok>
     
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  6. Master Yoda

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    HIAG you should make sure your own spelling is perfect before insulting others...

    It's 'wrecked'. <whistle>
     
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  7. Lucaaas

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    Stop wreaking the thread please NI <ok>
     
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  8. gaf 71

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    From the BBC report on your game today.

    This was a performance that epitomised Spurs' faltering progress so far this season: style but no substance, beauty but no brawn, panache but no penetration.

    Not only are you signing all the players we want, you're starting to play like us!:(
     
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    Fair play to liverpool - Arsenal had really been struggling to get one in this season so they've been charitable enough to let them score. Well done lads - very public spirited of you <applause>
     
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  10. With respect, as bad as we are at the moment, I don't believe we could play as badly as you do <ok>

    For example, I would hate to think that we'd get spanked 3-0 by WBA.
     
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    Funny to see, once again, how a player only has to blow his nose in the goal mouth and the Kop screams for a penalty. Worst start for 50 years - the Messiah is working his magic <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  12. I don't care what they say, but the Mousers have got to be extremely worried at the moment. They are playing like a bottom 3 side, and their position in the table really does not flatter them.

    Us non-Mousers all knew that BR simply would not cut it at a big club, and that he could only bring them down to his level. I really do fancy Swansea to finish above them, this season.

    Yes, we have played below par, too, but we have the likes of Ade, Dempsey and Dembele to be integrated into the squad. Who do they have? No one.

    Could we be looking at a 'Pool side that will be fighting a relegation battle for the first time in its EPL history?
     
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  13. Redbrynner

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    Offerred you a bet while a go that you didnt have the balls to take.

    Thank goodness for that, because I cant see where our goals are going to come from

    Add to that our uncanny ability to gift the opposition goals and it is clear that we are properly ****ed!
     
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  14. CPofL KTBFFH

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    With owners not prepared to back the manager in the transfer market and with a squad that lacks quality and depth and with a manger good with his mouth but not the actual football this could be the best Lafferpool season in decades. Can't wait for more,stupid international break.
     
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  15. Billy The Spur

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    Roy Rodgers is starting to look and sound like `little boy lost` already, and its noticeable that he is under pressure in his interview. Also, some things at Klanfield havent changed, Suarez is still a diver, Reina is still dodgy and Gerrard is still past his best.

    LAL
     
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    And Bwendan thinks Owen might be the answer....you couldn't make this **** up.
     
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  17. I really didn't want to take your money. I'm not that sort of bloke.
     
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    wouldnt surprise me they rate all past it or young overrated English players <ok>
     
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  19. deedub93

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    Playing like a bottom 3 side HAIG? They are a bottom 3 side!

    Next up away to Sunderland, then home to Man U then away to Norwich. 1 pt from the first six games anyone? Sounds like Redknapp won't be out of work too long.

    I guess the Septics will have to fork out for a heli landing pad at Sandbanks. Scouseland is too far for him to commute. I can see it now, Redknapp giving an interview hanging out of the window of a helicoptor. Half of his favourite players are available, Joe Cole already there, he could loan back Andy Carroll in January for twice what Wet Spam are paying the mousers and I'm sure it wont take much to convince Rob Green that Loserpoo is the place for him.
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    1 point ahead of us and giving it large.<laugh>
     
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