Mouser Watch #2

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"People at Liverpool are sure that it was a way that Manchester United used to put me out of the team and stop Liverpool."
(Suarez)

Yeah, that's right. Because 'Pool have been a constant threat to United these past couple of seasons.
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"There were really complicated days, and then things became harder after the punishment."
(Suarez)

No one promised you that working for the Klan was going to be easy, pal.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
"Liverpool's players are expected to win the ball back within seven seconds of losing possession and are given thorough details of the passing options they must offer every team-mate, wherever he is on the pitch, under new manager Brendan Rodgers."
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So he's read the same reports about Barca's coaching that I have?
Not sure Liverpool's players suit that style of football at the moment, to be honest.
 
PleaseNotPoll said:
So he's read the same reports about Barca's coaching that I have?
Not sure Liverpool's players suit that style of football at the moment, to be honest.
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As a Liverpoo fan, i agree with you with regards some of our senior players.....Hopefully alot of our young talent, (Suso, Sterling etc.) will be playing ahead of some of the senior players as they have a far better shout of fitting in with brendans style....

Imagine it could be a similar case with you under Villas Boas, as I imagine he will be looking to play a similar style
 
Redbrynner said:
As a Liverpoo fan, i agree with you with regards some of our senior players.....Hopefully alot of our young talent, (Suso, Sterling etc.) will be playing ahead of some of the senior players as they have a far better shout of fitting in with brendans style....

Imagine it could be a similar case with you under Villas Boas, as I imagine he will be looking to play a similar style
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I think that most of our senior players should fit straight into Villas-Boas' system, actually.
The high line will suit our first choice defence (Walker, Kaboul, Vertonghen, Assou-Ekotto) and we've got a lot of pace and energy up front.
The only player that seems to be causing any doubt with anyone's van der Vaart, for some reason.
He should fit in fine, but may struggle to keep going for the full 90 minutes, but he does that now anyway.
Just gives us the opportunity to bring on Sigurdsson, as far as I can see.
 
Looks like Carroll will be staying at 'Pool:-




"Liverpool will not allow Andy Carroll to leave on loan, but will sell the striker should they receive an offer in the region of £20m."

(Source: BBC Football website)




£20 million!

No way!

Even if he offered to pay to play for us, I wouldn't have him. It's teams like Stoke, West Ham, and Fulham that would be interested in Carroll, but even they are not going to want to pay more than £10 million for him, tops.
 
KENNY_KOP_KING said:
Over the next 10 days or so, Liverpool will be putting their new tactical approach to play....look for the slick passing, making angles and moving the ball forward quickly - when not in possession, look to win the ball back in 7 seconds; those not adept at this WILL be moved on quickly, i'm sure.
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<laugh><laugh><laugh>


Oh, please! Someone call the cock clinic for me! Quick!
 
More gems from the Mouser board!




moreinjuredthanowen said:
I just think we've no money and are depending on CL football to get said money.
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You&#8217;ve actually got to get into the CL before you can get any money from it, you numpty! And how are you going to get any where near the top 4 without spending a bigger sum of cash than than the huge sum of cash that you spent on to buying your current stable of donkeys?


Muppetfinder General said:
It's always been us against the world.
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No, it hasn&#8217;t, you muppet! It&#8217;s been &#8220;you&#8221; in steady decline since the 90s.


Gerrez Carrard or Suaroll said:
I very much doubt Adam for Dempsey would be a straight swap, no doubt we'd end up giving them £5m and a free stab at our rectum whilst we're at it!
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Nice thought, but I doubt that Klan arse has much appeal, these days.


This Mouser was pondering on the utterly preposterous suggestion that &#8216;Pool should consider bidding for RvP, and then came out with:-
jkielq91 said:
We already got Borini and Carroll may still stay.
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<doh>
You could not make it up!
 
Rodgers' metamorphosis into a bell end is continuing apace, with him once again talking to the press about how great it would be if Joe Allen joined him at Anfield. Seriously, check your severance deal - before Huw Jenkins feels the urge to nail it to your forehead...
 
humanbeingincroydon said:
Rodgers' metamorphosis into a bell end is continuing apace, with him once again talking to the press about how great it would be if Joe Allen joined him at Anfield. Seriously, check your severance deal - before Huw Jenkins feels the urge to nail it to your forehead...
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I was unaware that you knew the intricacies of his severance deal...
 
None of us do. That's why it's great fun to make it up. It's all part of the comedy.
 
Sir_Red said:
quotes?
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Swansea chairman Huw Jenkins has revealed an agreement is in place to prevent stop newly-appointed Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers signing players from his former club for 12 months.

The Northern Irishman was presented as the new Reds manager this morning after the Merseyside club settled on a compensation package with Swansea.

But he will not be able to raid his former club for talent over the next year..

"We have got some protection on Brendan coming back for our players in the initial period, which I think is the right thing," Jenkins told talkSPORT.

"He has got a timescale to assess things there and that is going to take him while so I've got no worries there. We have got a 12 month respite."

Jenkins admitted his disappointment at losing Rodgers, who guided the Swans to the Premier League and then to an 11th-placed finish in the top flight last term.

"We are obviously very, very disappointed that we lost Brendan but things move on," he told Sky Sports News.

"I think that naturally he has got massive belief in his ability and he felt that if he was the right candidate he would go forward.

"Obviously my only loyalty is to my football club and when we had Brendan working with us we wanted him for some years to come but the reality is that everyone has ambition and sometimes that ambition has to be realised."

Jenkins claimed the pair parted company amicably.

"We have got a good relationship, we have dealt with it in the right way with Brendan and Liverpool," he added.

Wigan manager Roberto Martinez was heavily linked with the Liverpool job before Rodgers emerged as the Reds' first choice in the selection process.

"I obviously can't comment on what the process was. I think it was a public process and they have handled their affairs slightly different than we would but that is their job," Jenkins said.

"Our focus now is about moving on and making sure our club is right and ready for the season ahead."

Swansea have reportedly been given permission to talk to Wigan assistant manager Graeme Jones as they look to replace Rodgers

Jones, 42, previously held the same role at Swansea and Jenkins confirmed he wants someone who understands the club.

"The way we play, the philosophy in our club is not going to change," he said.

"We have got to bring someone in who is going to complement that.

"They have got to agree to work within our structure. Brendan did that, everything was set up for him and he continued that, built on it, and obviously we are going to continue on the right path and find the right person who is going to suit us."

The record transfer of Iceland midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson was set up before Rodgers left the club, but Jenkins confirmed the deal for the Hoffenheim star is still due to go ahead.

He said: "We have agreed a fee and personal terms but the problem is he has gone away to Europe on holiday and that has delayed the finalising of it.

"We are hopeful of getting things moving next week, hopefully we can tie that up and get one or two things finished off."
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http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...-brendan-rodgers-signing-players-7811053.html

Swansea chairman Huw Jenkins revealed on Friday that a &#8220;player protection&#8221; clause had been agreed between Liverpool and Swansea as part of the compensation package for Brendan Rodgers.

Therefore, Liverpool will be unable to sign any players from the Welsh side for the next 12 months.

Jenkins told TalkSport &#8220;We have got some protection on Brendan coming back for our players in the initial period, which I think is the right thing.&#8221;

&#8220;He has got a timescale to assess things there and that is going to take him while so I&#8217;ve got no worries there. We have got a 12 month respite.&#8221;

A Swansea City FC statement read:

&#8220;Swansea City can confirm that Liverpool will not be allowed to make transfer bids for any players at the Liberty Stadium for the next 12 months.

&#8220;The clause was included in the compensation agreement finalised last night between the two clubs following the departure of manager Brendan Rodgers from the Liberty Stadium to Anfield.&#8221;
Jenkins, who has acted admirably throughout the process, expressed his obvious disappointment at losing Rodgers:

&#8220;We are obviously very, very disappointed that we lost Brendan but things move on,&#8221; Jenkins said.

&#8220;I think that naturally he has got massive belief in his ability and he felt that if he was the right candidate he would go forward.

&#8220;Obviously my only loyalty is to my football club and when we had Brendan working with us we wanted him for some years to come but the reality is that everyone has ambition and sometimes that ambition has to be realised.&#8221;

He added that the conduct of Liverpool was no problem to him and that &#8220;We [Swansea and Liverpool] have got a good relationship, we have dealt with it in the right way with Brendan and Liverpool.&#8221;
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http://www.thisisanfield.com/2012/06/reds-unable-to-sign-swansea-players/
 
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You'd have thought a Mouser would have known this about his own manager.


Clueless, the lot of them!
 
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