MOURINHO GONE

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Well it’s Ole for the season, broken on the club’s website by accident according to Sky Sports.

Oh what a night
Late in May in 1999
Ole Scored a goal in injury time
What a feeling what a night!

Best super sub that’s played the game in my memory. Great player. Would love someone like that at Spurs to partner/ backup Kane.

Reckon he’ll be a good fit manager-wise?
 
I’m very happy with OGS. Bring back some identity and he’s United through and through. He’s not going to play 7 at the back. Yessir.
 
Did it never dawn on you mate - some of the stuff i used to know. You must have thought, how the fook did he know that <laugh> I had to be careful though, if i said too much i risked blowing my inside helps cover.

Saf is a twat <laugh>
 
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Best super sub that’s played the game in my memory. Great player. Would love someone like that at Spurs to partner/ backup Kane.

Reckon he’ll be a good fit manager-wise?
I think he rates as the finest (or close to) finisher I have ever seen. Any angle any chance from 6 inches to 30 yards he would hit the target and no histrionics after, just a big smile and happy fist raised. A total club man too.
 
Me!

How could you say such a thing, shame on you. Nowt wrong in life in learning on how to get on the inside...

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Great book, great film. Factually inaccurate, particularly the image you’ve posted.
 
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I think he rates as the finest (or close to) finisher I have ever seen. Any angle any chance from 6 inches to 30 yards he would hit the target and no histrionics after, just a big smile and happy fist raised. A total club man too.

Yeah he’s one of the best I’ve seen as well. Just had that knack of finding the goal, especially at times you really needed it, that’s a rare trait.
 
It will be nice to see someone with a smile on his face at OT again <ok>

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All very nice, and all that.

However, let me take all you United fans back three seasons...

Sitting comfortably?

Good, then I shall begin.

You'd just sacked the last tosser manager from the club, and there was big talk about who you were all going to get in. Poch's name was bandied about, at that time, although you all seem to have forgotten that bit in the narrative. Yet there was one person, above all others, whom most of you wanted. Yes, that's right - Mourhino.

Is it all coming back, now?

Good.

Well, when he was appointed manager, there was an almost universal masturbation frenzy among you! Every plastic and his dog came crawling out from under his little stone, gripping his little knob-ette, and began frotting into the trough. It was a filthy spectacle that sickened the rest of us.

When Mourhino won you the Europa League - against the clever money - the frenzy hit new heights, staining curtains and bedsheets alike with your vile jism. Last season, after he secured you second spot, it was as though Christ had returned, not to Bethlehem this time, but to OT.

One of the worst consequences of the euphoria was us having to put up with the outright ****wittedness of Matth, your greatest supporter and cheerleader.

Alas! Our story does not have a happy ending.

Your Jesus has been crucified and there are no disciples to bear his body from the cross to the tomb, and Matth hasn't been seen for hours. The road ahead, once illuminated by merely a pallid light, is now as black as pitch, and none of you truly knows to where the club is headed.

So, smiles on faces?

I fear not, young Diego.

Best hold back those smiles for fear that you may yet be about to step bravely into that darkness only to fall from the ledge that lurks therein, and into an abyss.

Yeah?

The End.
 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All very nice, and all that.

However, let me take all you United fans back three seasons...

Sitting comfortably?

Good, then I shall begin.

You'd just sacked the last tosser manager from the club, and there was big talk about who you were all going to get in. Poch's name was bandied about, at that time, although you all seem to have forgotten that bit in the narrative. Yet there was one person, above all others, whom most of you wanted. Yes, that's right - Mourhino.

Is it all coming back, now?

Good.

Well, when he was appointed manager, there was an almost universal masturbation frenzy among you! Every plastic and his dog came crawling out from under his little stone, gripping his little knob-ette, and began frotting into the trough. It was a filthy spectacle that sickened the rest of us.

When Mourhino won you the Europa League - against the clever money - the frenzy hit new heights, staining curtains and bedsheets alike with your vile jism. Last season, after he secured you second spot, it was as though Christ had returned, not to Bethlehem this time, but to OT.

One of the worst consequences of the euphoria was us having to put up with the outright ****wittedness of Matth, your greatest supporter and cheerleader.

Alas! Our story does not have a happy ending.

Your Jesus has been crucified and there are no disciples to bear his body from the cross to the tomb, and Matth hasn't been seen for hours. The road ahead, once illuminated by merely a pallid light, is now as black as pitch, and none of you truly knows to where the club is headed.

So, smiles on faces?

I fear not, young Diego.

Best hold back those smiles for fear that you may yet be about to step bravely into that darkness only to fall from the ledge that lurks therein, and into an abyss.

Yeah?

The End.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^rattled to ****, the human sperm bank.