No idea mate. I’ve been making stuff up for hours.What’s a mortgage?
ask chaos about the best way to home ownership. I think it involves murdering your nan and sleeping with your sister to inherit a free **** hole.
No idea mate. I’ve been making stuff up for hours.What’s a mortgage?
No idea mate. I’ve been making stuff up for hours.
ask chaos about the best way to home ownership. I think it involves murdering your nan and sleeping with your sister to inherit a free **** hole.

No idea mate. I’ve been making stuff up for hours.
ask chaos about the best way to home ownership. I think it involves murdering your nan and sleeping with your sister to inherit a free **** hole.

You probably murdered your sister and slept with your nan.Worked for me![]()
8 pages of mortgages. [HASHTAG]#proudofyouguise[/HASHTAG]
**** that I've never paid for them in 20 years. Been caught out once and got fined about £50 or £60.I could do with that tbh, had about 70 quids worth of the ****s in past 3 weeks.
Build it and she will come.I will build it myself ...
That's a good 5 year rate.
That's a good 5 year rate.
You too?I get free prescriptions, I’m medically exempt from paying for some reason. Must be my massive cock.
Hated them, started with a bog standard 25 year repayment mortgage but always paid more than stated. Finished it in 9 years, all the others I bought cash.What’s a mortgage?
So why are you working nights in Robby's jungle kitchen?Hated them, started with a bog standard 25 year repayment mortgage but always paid more than stated. Finished it in 9 years, all the others I bought cash.
You make incessant comments about posts you claim you’ve not read. If you’ve got posters on ignore then good for you, but shut the **** up about it, it’s as dull as ****.Ignored comment* my money’s on the prowler.![]()
Suck my dick.You make incessant comments about posts you claim you’ve not read. If you’ve got posters on ignore then good for you, but shut the **** up about it, it’s as dull as ****.

Suck my dick.![]()
Agreed we have the odd spat but I’ve no reason to choke you.No ta.
that's how i started, but it was a choice of repayment, or endowment thing... I never knew which was better.Hated them, started with a bog standard 25 year repayment mortgage