Mortgage Question

No one can keep up with the volume of messages he posts.

 

I think avoid mentioning ted bundy to her when I brag to her about my extra freezer mind

 

You’ll have had an annual statement either electronically or hard copy that would have stated your fixed term end date.

Blame your Mrs

 

Light the candle out of spite Luv

 

It’s his mam posting.

Roy’s outside drinking almond milk and lobbing prozzies in the canal.

 

Canals ? We have rivers here

 

While singing by the rivers of babylon.

 

You need too bro, talk about Jimmy Connor's, Bjorn Borg or any daft **** that's held a racket as a murder weapo....errr I mean to win a tournament..

 

FFS

 

I just got an insane rate on a 2 year BTL mortgage. Fees were expensive but the rate was way below what I was expecting.

 

She is known for being a fighter, so I think I will talk about my boxing and show her I can dance.

 

Blaydon

 

doesn’t matter mate.
They’ll still sink

 

Story of your life then. Nowt exciting.. you tedious bore.

 

I think you fancy me tbh

 

Your plan seems well thought out Roy, float like a butterfly sting like a moth in serene moments, you undervalue yourself good man, like a man on a spacewalk without a suit, some have it, some flaunt it but it's only the real men that make it happen..

 

It matters because bodies float to the surface, however water washes away anything that can be forensically matched to the killer, but its still more beneficial to dispose in the deepest water possible.. there are certain lakes, so deep its impossible to recover a body even if they suspect a body was thrown in btw... true story that.

 

I think you should be sent to Iran as a peacekeeper. You could bore them with your exciting, funny and mind numbing quips. They’d beg for mercy.

 

Indeed .. tbh i have had some beautiful long term partners, so I know I can do it, but it's like a curse as much as is it a blessing... im only interested in eugenie ..plain and simple.

 

Give it rest you old bastard.