Mortgage Question

Romantic as well, I like your spiel bro..... I will leave you now in your future conquest, wish you the very best and leave you with a couple of pics of your lady waiting for Chaos to enter her life .. The balls in your court bro, don't **** it up and make sure you have a **** BEFORE you meet the first time.... Good luck fella..

 

Cheers mate we all must dream big

 

Will you let on that you're a nut job and introduce her to your not606 ramblings as way of a good romantic evening?

 

We must Roy, we must..

 

Should probs leave that until the 2nd date.

 

You think it will make a second date, I thought she would have been freezer parts by then.

 

Sorry, I must remind myself not to keep thinking out loud

 

Its an option...

 

Same as the foot-fetish, leave it till the second date..

 

We have a machine for her

 

cruel to the lad..

 

'scuse me darling. Any chance I can **** off into one of your sweaty trainers ?

 

Erm sorry lads but I dont want you guys ruining this for me

 

Only if she says no

 

A lubricated foot job on a first serve..

 

How on earth did you slip under the radar

 

Likes to live life as a recluse, the radar is never switched on when Piskie moves..

 

Would we ruin it for you mate. We'd all be on our best behaviour. Naturally we'd have check with her that she knew the quickest escape route from the house and for her to check that the keys had not all been removed from their lock....just minor detail like.

 

I would never harm her and I'd die an infinate amount of times ensuring her safety .

 

He's right @Roy Munson, you can not be too safety conscious now, there's some right psychos out and about in everyday life, @brb is a trained expert on seeing these things, that's why he's a mod everywhere..