Morgan's Manor - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Undercover Brother]

Why are we being invaded by morons tonight?

It was just a joke.

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

It was just a joke.

For future reference, it's spelt with a 'y'.

 

[Dan]

Consider yourself repped.

Much better, thank you. **** that Twatbeard sympathiser.

 

[Puck]

I see someone's broken out the ban stick.

 

[Dan]

I see someone's broken out the ban stick.

Aye. Who was he?

 

[Puck]

Dunno. I was getting a bit of a Trixter vibe but that could be miles off.

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Aye. Who was he?

Someone worryingly unaware of the difference between 'die' and 'dye'. Could cause him problems going grey if he grows up one day.

 

[Saint Smiler]

I'm growing up. I much prefer it to say, Fosters.

Just noticed my rep has gone down because one of those Liverpool guys took offense to me saying I hate twatbeard. Don't know how I'm gonna cope.

Have some rep Sir, I don't know what it does, if anything at all, but we can't have that!

 

[Dan]

You're all so kind. I'm going to use these imaginary internet points as proof that Twatbeard is, indeed, a twat with a twatty twatbeard.

 

[ChilcoSaint]

Consider yourself repped.

From me too.

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

You're all so kind. I'm going to use these imaginary internet points as proof that Twatbeard is, indeed, a twat with a twatty twatbeard.

You deserve it for coining the name.

 

[Mr_Saintly]

You're all so kind. I'm going to use these imaginary internet points as proof that Twatbeard is, indeed, a twat with a twatty twatbeard.

So the more rep Dan gets, the more we hate twatbeard? Well I'm in.

 

[MMJ]

How did we not suspect rolf sooner?

[video=youtube;Z0rlYSJQkyw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0rlYSJQkyw[/video]

 

[ChilcoSaint]

Dunno. I was getting a bit of a Trixter vibe but that could be miles off.

Miles off. Can't say now, I'll see if I can find out more.

 

[Dan]

You deserve it for coining the name.

In fairness, it's originally from Game of Thrones and I think Pie has used it before. That said I'm more than happy to spread its use because it's perfect for The Player Formally Known as Adam Lallana.

So the more rep Dan gets, the more we hate twatbeard? Well I'm in.

This is the best kind of justice, because I win. As much as receiving imaginary internet points is winning.

 

[Piebacca]

Lord Twatbeard is a Game of Thrones quote. I was using it about Lord Twatbeard ages ago.

 

[Mr_Saintly]

This is the best kind of justice, because I win. As much as receiving imaginary internet points is winning.

So you have 2406775 rep points, meaning twatbeard's beard is 2406775 (arbitrary) ****s.

 

[pompeymeowth]

How did we not suspect rolf sooner?

[video=youtube;Z0rlYSJQkyw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0rlYSJQkyw[/video]

It's horrible isn't it.

In the Scrubs washroom, someone's going to pinch his winkle.

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Ah okay, sorry I misassigned it's providence there. Anyhow, I'm still sulking as none of you gave me rep (what even is it?) despite risking my hard earned Wikipeda Editor position.

 

[Mr_Saintly]

Ah okay, sorry I misassigned it's providence there. Anyhow, I'm still sulking as none of you gave me rep (what even is it?) despite risking my hard earned Wikipeda Editor position.

Done. I don't know what it is either, but it makes people on the Newcastle board aroused.