Mon's Lockdown Logbook

[Mick O'Toon]

Wait until you hear this lads, I wasn't feeling too good last night so I ordered a Chinese takeaway. The guy rang the bell and I opened the door and I was sweating like ****. The wee guy started shouting "isolate, isolate", which I replied, "no your not, I only ordered 25 minutes ago"


****in' yaaaaaaasssssssss

*you're

 

[monacoger]

stolen from a pape on twitter ^^

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I haven't been on Twitter for years and I certainly wouldn't be following papes. I actually stole it from a Chinese guy whose dad used to own a Chinese restaurant in Campbeltown.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I haven't been on Twitter for years and I certainly wouldn't be following papes. I actually stole it from a Chinese guy whose dad used to own a Chinese restaurant in Campbeltown.

Decent joke and I just stole it but corrected the spelling mistake.

 

[monacoger]

Decent joke and I just stole it but corrected the spelling mistake.

I'm glad you didn't fall for my obvious "mistake", mate

 

[Toley Fart]

I haven't been on Twitter for years and I certainly wouldn't be following papes. I actually stole it from a Chinese guy whose dad used to own a Chinese restaurant in Campbeltown.

does he enjoy an orange wok?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I haven't been on Twitter for years and I certainly wouldn't be following papes. I actually stole it from a Chinese guy whose dad used to own a Chinese restaurant in Campbeltown.

Did they do liver?

 

[monacoger]

Did they do liver?

Not sure mate, didn't ask.

 

[monacoger]

Tags aren't cool, guise.

 

[Gambol]

The locksmiths will be loving this...

They've been sent home because, to their very great surprise, they are not considered key workers.

 

[Gambol]

stolen from a pape on twitter ^^

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Cheers for grassing him up, Trev

I have now removed my like from monny's post. The joke thieving **** that he is.

I'm also going to remove my like from your post. The grassing **** that you are.

 

[Ciaran]

Anyone taking a mortgage holiday?

was thinking I should and pass it on to tenants but then I thought maybe wait till they ask me to do it

thoughts?

Tenants, as well as customers, will remember who treated them well during the Pys op.

 

[Ciaran]

If you have good tenants, do it mate.

After this is all over, people will remember who acted well and who did not. You’ll win their goodwill, and from here on in, every time they hassle you about a leaking radiator, you’ll be able to remind them that you are in fact St Francis of Assisi, and they should be a bit more ****ing grateful.


Also, they might be happy to swallow any future rent increases a bit more willingly.

Aye should have read the full thread iirc

 

[Archers Road]

They've been sent home because, to their very great surprise, they are not considered key workers.

Yeah, that was the joke

 

[monacoger]

Night night, Mon, I'mfuckin stramboats choo choo

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Night night, Mon, I'mfuckin stramboats choo choo

Sleep well, buddy.

 

[monacoger]

Sleep well, buddy.

Will do, thsnkd pal

 

[monacoger]

Had a ham, avocado and red onion sandwich about an hour ago. Very tasty.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Had a ham, avocado and red onion sandwich about an hour ago. Very tasty.

No el beero?

 

[monacoger]

No el beero?

Not yet, will no doubt have some later though. What else is there to do? Oh I might watch the 3rd series of Ozark

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Not yet, will no doubt have some later though. What else is there to do? Oh I might watch the 3rd series of Ozark

Ah yeah that's starting today BTW I made a startling discovery last night, two 330 ml bottles of Heineken will not fit in a pint glass