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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 18, 2020.

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    *you're
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 26, 2020
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I haven't been on Twitter for years and I certainly wouldn't be following papes. I actually stole it from a Chinese guy whose dad used to own a Chinese restaurant in Campbeltown.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 26, 2020
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Decent joke and I just stole it but corrected the spelling mistake.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 26, 2020
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I'm glad you didn't fall for my obvious "mistake", mate
     
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    monacoger, Mar 26, 2020
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    does he enjoy an orange wok?
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 26, 2020
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Did they do liver?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 26, 2020
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not sure mate, didn't ask.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 26, 2020
  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Tags aren't cool, guise.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 26, 2020
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They've been sent home because, to their very great surprise, they are not considered key workers.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 26, 2020
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Cheers for grassing him up, Trev <ok>

    I have now removed my like from monny's post. The joke thieving **** that he is.

    I'm also going to remove my like from your post. The grassing **** that you are.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 26, 2020
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Tenants, as well as customers, will remember who treated them well during the Pys op.
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 26, 2020
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Aye should have read the full thread iirc
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 26, 2020
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yeah, that was the joke <ok>
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Night night, Mon, I'mfuckin stramboats choo choo
     
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    monacoger, Mar 26, 2020
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    Sleep well, buddy.
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Will do, thsnkd pal
     
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    monacoger, Mar 26, 2020
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Had a ham, avocado and red onion sandwich about an hour ago. Very tasty.
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    No el beero?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 27, 2020
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not yet, will no doubt have some later though. What else is there to do? Oh I might watch the 3rd series of Ozark <ok>
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Ah yeah that's starting today BTW I made a startling discovery last night, two 330 ml bottles of Heineken will not fit in a pint glass:emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 27, 2020
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