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How many ****s die on an average day in the UK? We need some levity here @The Chaser going for #55

They're scaring the **** out of people with the way they're running the numbers like a telethon, my normally sensible daughter rang me last night worried, her boy is a 'key worker'(**** works in a factory) and on nights and she was sat there watching the news getting worried sick, ****s.

You're saying she might be single soon then?
 
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How many ****s die on an average day in the UK? We need some levity here @The Chaser going for #55

They're scaring the **** out of people with the way they're running the numbers like a telethon, my normally sensible daughter rang me last night worried, her boy is a 'key worker'(**** works in a factory) and on nights and she was sat there watching the news getting worried sick, ****s.



Fear and panic are more infectious than any disease imo.

The media are hitting new lows every day, plus all the ****s on social media with their conspiracy bollocks.

Calm the **** down people.
 
When does all the looting start?
How many ****s die on an average day in the UK? We need some levity here @The Chaser going for #55

They're scaring the **** out of people with the way they're running the numbers like a telethon, my normally sensible daughter rang me last night worried, her boy is a 'key worker'(**** works in a factory) and on nights and she was sat there watching the news getting worried sick, ****s.

Point out to her that the normal flu kills tens of thousands in the the UK every year (17k in England alone last year).

That'll take her mind off it.

Yer welcum.
 
When does all the looting start?


Point out to her that the normal flu kills tens of thousands in the the UK every year (17k in England alone last year).

That'll take her mind off it.

Yer welcum.


Just post her a ****load of links to sites cataloguing various infectious diseases
 
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But...

...why are Governments globally so worried about little ol' COVID-19? The flu makes it look like a silly little pansy.

@Eddie to explain.

:bandit:
 
But...

...why are Governments globally so worried about little ol' COVID-19? The flu makes it look like a silly little pansy.

@Eddie to explain.

:bandit:



There's no antidote, no immunity, it's highly infectious, and health systems can't cope with the sudden surge in people requiring treatment.
 
There's no antidote, no immunity, it's highly infectious, and health systems can't cope with the sudden surge in people requiring treatment.

The flu (which is a coronavirus) is much worse...

The flu is voracious by a magnitude compared to COVID-19.

Every year a new seasonal flu turns up killing hundreds of thousands globally.

Every year we can only vaccinate against the previous season's flu. And we do. Hence the amount of deaths every year when the new mutation of flu turns up. Which we then vaccinate against... and on and on the cycle will go forever.

COVID-19 is a little pansy. Its spread and mortality is nothing compared to flu.

True, we do not have a vaccine against this particular coronavirus yet, however it's spread and mortality is so low what the **** is all the hysteria about?

What isn't Eddie telling us?
 
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The flu (which is a coronavirus) is much worse...

The flu is voracious by a magnitude compared to COVID-19.

Every year a new seasonal flu turns up killing hundreds of thousands globally.

Every year we can only vaccinate against the previous season's flu. And we do. Hence the amount of deaths every year when the new mutation of flu turns up. Which we then vaccinate against... and on and on the cycle will go forever.

COVID-19 is a little pansy. Its spread and mortality is nothing compared to flu.

True, we do not have a vaccine against this particular coronavirus yet, however it's spread and mortality is so low what the **** is all the hysteria about?

What isn't Eddie telling us?
Why can't you get a disprin in the jungle?


Cos all the parrots eat 'em all.
 
How many ****s die on an average day in the UK? We need some levity here @The Chaser going for #55

They're scaring the **** out of people with the way they're running the numbers like a telethon, my normally sensible daughter rang me last night worried, her boy is a 'key worker'(**** works in a factory) and on nights and she was sat there watching the news getting worried sick, ****s.
1700 a day I’m sure I read.
 
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