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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 18, 2020.

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 23, 2020
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  2. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    You're saying she might be single soon then?
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Fear and panic are more infectious than any disease imo.

    The media are hitting new lows every day, plus all the ****s on social media with their conspiracy bollocks.

    Calm the **** down people.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    :bandit:
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Hopefully not, the lad isn't bad for a son of Knox
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 23, 2020
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    When does all the looting start?
    Point out to her that the normal flu kills tens of thousands in the the UK every year (17k in England alone last year).

    That'll take her mind off it.

    Yer welcum.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 23, 2020
  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Just post her a ****load of links to sites cataloguing various infectious diseases
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 23, 2020
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never a good idea to google infectious diseases. It would scare anybody to death.
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    She was furnished with the regular Flu data and told to get a grip
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    My greatest nightmare is the tiny Amazonian fish that swim up your piss and eat their way out of your bladder.


    Not sure if they even ****ing exist tbh, but that's not really relevant.
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 23, 2020
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    But...

    ...why are Governments globally so worried about little ol' COVID-19? The flu makes it look like a silly little pansy.

    @Eddie to explain.

    :bandit:
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It does exist.

    Be careful when you receive a package from Amazon. That's all am sayin.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 23, 2020
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    There's no antidote, no immunity, it's highly infectious, and health systems can't cope with the sudden surge in people requiring treatment.
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Why can you not screenshot on the Domino's app?
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The flu (which is a coronavirus) is much worse...

    The flu is voracious by a magnitude compared to COVID-19.

    Every year a new seasonal flu turns up killing hundreds of thousands globally.

    Every year we can only vaccinate against the previous season's flu. And we do. Hence the amount of deaths every year when the new mutation of flu turns up. Which we then vaccinate against... and on and on the cycle will go forever.

    COVID-19 is a little pansy. Its spread and mortality is nothing compared to flu.

    True, we do not have a vaccine against this particular coronavirus yet, however it's spread and mortality is so low what the **** is all the hysteria about?

    What isn't Eddie telling us?
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    Why can't you get a disprin in the jungle?


    Cos all the parrots eat 'em all.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 23, 2020
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  17. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Lockdowns in order of preference...

    3. Aldo

    2. Boris

    1. Mon
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Haven't heard that one since about 1972
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 23, 2020
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  20. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    1700 a day I’m sure I read.
     
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