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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 18, 2020.

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  1. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    And they thought it was so ****e they tried to get as far away as they could.
     
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    DMD, Apr 27, 2020
  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    All this boasting about what your countrymen have done in the past: I don't walk round Tesco's looking at all the lowlife in there thinking "You were born in the same country as William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, Charles Dickens, etc, you're a legend.".
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 27, 2020
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  3. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Excuse me, sir, but wasn't it you who called Nelson a ****?
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Apr 27, 2020
  4. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    So Scotland created this. :emoticon-0102-bigsm

     
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    DMD, Apr 27, 2020
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ mad muslim
     
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    Gambol, Apr 27, 2020
  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Because every cùnt In your local Tesco are Pakis or Polacks. Ya zoomer
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 28, 2020
  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Yes
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 28, 2020
  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You're allowed to pick?
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 28, 2020
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Who wrote the cheques? I welcome the input into English history from the Scots, Irish, Welsh, Cornishmen etc but you were all "below stairs" as far as any military involvement goes. You took part, that should be enough. Even Wellington who was Irish was English ffs.

    "Oh but there were regiments of kilt wearing bagpipe blowing Jocks in EVERY conflict" Agreed, but you would have been fighting for The Union. Before The Union you were the enemy, you got beaten and hundreds of years later you still can't let it go.

    Go on, have your independence and next time someone comes along to kick you in the c.unt you will have a dockyard with a handful of redundant Trident submarines that none of you know how to work and an army made up of schemies in tracksuits who think that shouting at the oncoming army and threatening to "kick their heids in" constitutes military tactics.
     
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    GroveRanger, Apr 28, 2020
  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    well obviously. The German ones had play parks and brothels
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Full size snooker tables iirc
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 28, 2020
  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    ^ thinks Carry On Up The Khyber was fiction.
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 28, 2020
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^Mustafa Leak
     
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    GroveRanger, Apr 28, 2020
  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Any avocados today ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 28, 2020
  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not sure actually, I have no idea what she is making for lunch, but think she is making it now.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 28, 2020
  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    send pics mate
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 28, 2020
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Big ones
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I have noticed more and more in the last few weeks/months/years that people are saying a team won 0-1 or lost 1-2 etc, what a bunch of ****ers, I hate ****s that do that. Just give the score of the team you are talking about first, regardless if they are playing away.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 28, 2020
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  19. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> it’s not like you to be dead against pedantry, you ****!

    WATP
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 28, 2020
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Fair point, but it is annoying as ****. Nobody ever said it back in the day.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 28, 2020
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