Mon's Lockdown Logbook

OK, not cure but treatment that helps one fight it. This plasma thing, which we aren't yet trialling though everywhere else is, could be promising.

 

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How was your goat and box of wine?

 

The curry goat was perfect, might get some more goat soon. Excellent butcher in Rugby that does all-sorts to cater to the darker-coloured community as well as your regular British fare. Slowly working my way through the wine, tend to have a couple of glasses and 2/3 beers per night.

 

I am in finance, which sometimes involves property, but not property per se.

 

But you were flogging buy-to-lets in Florida?
Maybe I dreamt it.

How much are they going for now and what is the percentage yield?

 

Yep, I was, but not now.

 

Are people not watching enough telly as it is?

 

Decent point !

 

Protection Money ?

 

Does he sell bats?

 

No

 

No he doesn’t cater to orientals.

 

Is he lacist then?

 

Hi guys.

Over the weekend my face swelled up and I developed a severe rash on my hands and arms. The GP reckons I must have touched something poisonous in the garden. I've got some steroid cream now, so hopefully that will help. To be honest, the whole ordeal put a bit of a dampener on my 'camping trip'.

Anyway, have a nice Tuesday.

See ya.

 

Should have used dock leaves.

 

Dock or Bay? Otis knows.

 

For some reason we used to call them docking(or maybe docken)leaves. Rubbed them on nettle stings, they seemed to work at the time, but looking back that might have been in our heads.

 

You got nettle stings in your heads? What were you doing, handstands in the bushes?

 

I think we all did,the Aussies use them if caught short but probably not advisable if wearing white Levi's