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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 18, 2020.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am havin tattie & leek soup with a chunk of tiger bread for ma lunch.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 9, 2020
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Say again?
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I said...

    ...oh, hang on. ****...
    :bandit:
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 9, 2020
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    So, last Saturday, they extended the lockdown until 25th April and yesterday they extended it again until 10th of ****ing May.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 10, 2020
  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    2 days after my (29th) birthday
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 10, 2020
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    When did it begin? Think we’ll follow suit here.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 10, 2020
  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    We are ending week 4 tomorrow I think. It has actually gone by quite quickly. Beer helps.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 10, 2020
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Are you allowed out to shop and exercise?
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 10, 2020
  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Whit weekend if we're lucky, just had a hot cross buns and lovely it was too,bit early for beer maybe after I do the Stations of the Cross.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Apr 10, 2020
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Thought the churches were all closed. Do you have the Stations of the Cross scattered about your house?
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 10, 2020
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Online :emoticon-0131-angel
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Apr 10, 2020
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’ve been attending synagogue online
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 10, 2020
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Papist idolatry has invaded the Internet?
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 10, 2020
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    One way of avoiding the collection plate I suppose
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 10, 2020
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Sure has, though funerals are becoming a problem with only 10 allowed attend.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Apr 10, 2020
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Allowed to the shop and to walk your dog if you have one. Not allowed out for exercise though. A guy got fined last week for trying to rent out his dogs for people to take them for walks.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 10, 2020
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  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mick O'Toon, Apr 10, 2020
  18. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I've just pitched my tent in the garden. I'm going to stay out there for two or three nights. Whether anyone joins me remains to be seen, but I'm going to enjoy myself regardless. I've got books, food and drink, pen and paper, bog roll and a bucket. Should be good fun.

    See ya later.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Apr 10, 2020
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  19. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Should get someone to piss on it in the middle of the night for that authentic festival feeling.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Apr 10, 2020
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  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    At least get one of the neighbours to trip over the guy ropes
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 10, 2020
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