Off Topic Mohicans and the quest through the mysterious and evil forrest game thread

That's a whole lot of dildo needed.
Rhino dildo in fact.

purple of course.

 

The little I remember of the film was mountains and therefore

MOUNTAINS

 

Can we have a table update?

 

I prefer ball gags to dildos, so I'm going to go do some dogging by the river crossing

Can't make a table as I still only have the vaguest idea of what the **** is going on.

 

Albert's Chippy, River Crossing.

(Sorry, mate!)

 

Been asleep guys im not well but ill do the vote table after a coffee and some porridge

 

mountains, haig, dont know why

cheers

 

You treacherous bastards are going to be real sick when it's not the mountains.

Remember, I am the rightful heir to that purple sword, and if I have to shag a witch to get my hands on it, so be it!

 

Lynch vote

Not much happening here actually so get em in

Valley 1. Penfold
Haig 3. Bobby d, Suckmy,Valley
Albert 1.haig

 

Direction

Still a few to vote

Cottage 2. Albert, Swantastic
River crossing 2. Swarbs,BobbyD
Mountains 4. Penfold,Valley, Blacker-than-Knight, suck my

 

I voted HIAG too.

 

I can answer any questions

Same for anyone else guys

 

Ok, think I understand it a bit better now there's more info.

The aim of the game for us (the 'town' for want of a better word) is to find this Cora. In order to do that we have to go the right way. But the only people who know the right way are the Mafia, who have to kill us all before we find the girl.

So the Mafia will try to misdirect us as much as they can and make sure we go the wrong way so they can kill us all before we get there.

Is that right?

 

Pretty much yes

There's also other forces at large, a secret sexual relationship, swords etc and a bag of sand

Oh and Beartrack

 

Ok, well until the magical special stuff rears its head, I think we have to assume the Mafia will be manipulating us to try and get us to go the wrong way.

Has anyone been obvious in trying to get us to go somewhere thus far?

 

I'm expecting a dogging circle of witches to tempt me into their perverted enclave. I will not go willingly, of course, but if I must take turns on them, bent over on all fours (as they most assuredly will be), and taking the guise of Arabian princess-virgins, I might as well put my back into it, eh, lads?

 

haig tried to make me meet him at the back of the bike shed if that helps

EDIT: see^^

 

To be fair, I was dressed up as a wizard, with a massive hairy sack of magic.

 

I suggested mountains early on then a few others jumped on that direction too.

 

whats this about choosing a weapon?

i choose haigs sleeve, the dry one please