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Commachio

Commachio

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Jan 25, 2011
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Just found this and thought it was a bit lame.

Sure some of you can come up with some better mocking, than what this site did.


Mock the Season's comedy XI

Heurelho 'Between the legs' Gomes
Gary 'Shameful last three games' Neville
Sol 'Should have retired five years ago' Campbell
Sebastien 'French international, somehow' Squillaci
Paul 'As bad as he is bald' Konchesky
Joe 'Joke Hole' Cole
Lee 'Red card' Cattermole
Eidur 'Too fat for two clubs' Gudjohnsen
Robbie 'Moany, angry, shouty, pointy, rubbish' Keane
Fernando '£50m of absolute tosh' Torres
Michael 'I don't understand why I'm not in the England team even though I'm rubbish' Owen

Manager - Arsene 'We can win the quadruple... We can win the treble... We can win the double... We can win the league... We can finish second... We can finish third... Next year is our year' Wenger
 
Andy glass the lass Carroll
Joey blowhard Barton
Bin Afta Hate im
Chicken nuggets Nolan
Lovelypants
Cheeky Tits Coyte
Salty Saylor
Shoal of Amadonkey
Son of Amadonkey
Hula loola
Shame Burgerson
Daddy Simpson
Caught a Perch
Flabby Colonccinni
Tiny Timmy Cruel
Steve Harpless





FORGOT THE MANAGER

Pardonyew
 
Just trying to keep some intrest till we buy someone,

Could do with a rip the mags a new arse thread though, cos they bite like ****
 
commachio said:
Just found this and thought it was a bit lame.

Sure some of you can come up with some better mocking, than what this site did.


Mock the Season's comedy XI

Heurelho 'Between the legs' Gomes
Gary 'Shameful last three games' Neville
Sol 'Should have retired five years ago' Campbell
Sebastien 'French international, somehow' Squillaci
Paul 'As bad as he is bald' Konchesky
Joe 'Joke Hole' Cole
Lee 'Red card' Cattermole
Eidur 'Too fat for two clubs' Gudjohnsen
Robbie 'Moany, angry, shouty, pointy, rubbish' Keane
Fernando '£50m of absolute tosh' Torres
Michael 'I don't understand why I'm not in the England team even though I'm rubbish' Owen

Manager - Arsene 'I didn't see it when we missed out on all those trophies' Wenger
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Heurelho 'The last time I caught anything it was the clap' Gomes
Gary 'Shameful last three SEASONS' Neville
Sol 'Sit on my knee Andy Carrol' Campbell
Sebastien 'Hold on, this isn't boules' Squillaci
Paul 'Alopecia' Konchesky
Joe '110,00 grand a week benchwarmer' Cole
Lee 'Red card and back ache' Cattermole
Eidur 'I used to play for Barcelona, I swear' Gudjohnsen
Robbie 'West Ham just linked themselves to me for the publicity' Keane
Fernando 'At least my hair still looks good' Torres
Michael 'I used to be Michael Owen' Owen
 
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