Just found this and thought it was a bit lame. Sure some of you can come up with some better mocking, than what this site did. Mock the Season's comedy XI Heurelho 'Between the legs' Gomes Gary 'Shameful last three games' Neville Sol 'Should have retired five years ago' Campbell Sebastien 'French international, somehow' Squillaci Paul 'As bad as he is bald' Konchesky Joe 'Joke Hole' Cole Lee 'Red card' Cattermole Eidur 'Too fat for two clubs' Gudjohnsen Robbie 'Moany, angry, shouty, pointy, rubbish' Keane Fernando '£50m of absolute tosh' Torres Michael 'I don't understand why I'm not in the England team even though I'm rubbish' Owen Manager - Arsene 'We can win the quadruple... We can win the treble... We can win the double... We can win the league... We can finish second... We can finish third... Next year is our year' Wenger
Andy glass the lass Carroll Joey blowhard Barton Bin Afta Hate im Chicken nuggets Nolan Lovelypants Cheeky Tits Coyte Salty Saylor Shoal of Amadonkey Son of Amadonkey Hula loola Shame Burgerson Daddy Simpson Caught a Perch Flabby Colonccinni Tiny Timmy Cruel Steve Harpless FORGOT THE MANAGER Pardonyew
Just trying to keep some intrest till we buy someone, Could do with a rip the mags a new arse thread though, cos they bite like ****
nice one how about Marcos who? Angeleri Jordon dip-in-form Henderson Craig doesn't-like-big-twats-standing-in-front-of-him Gordon
Heurelho 'The last time I caught anything it was the clap' Gomes Gary 'Shameful last three SEASONS' Neville Sol 'Sit on my knee Andy Carrol' Campbell Sebastien 'Hold on, this isn't boules' Squillaci Paul 'Alopecia' Konchesky Joe '110,00 grand a week benchwarmer' Cole Lee 'Red card and back ache' Cattermole Eidur 'I used to play for Barcelona, I swear' Gudjohnsen Robbie 'West Ham just linked themselves to me for the publicity' Keane Fernando 'At least my hair still looks good' Torres Michael 'I used to be Michael Owen' Owen
