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Bodinki said:
How could it?
It didn't exist before this season, so how could it have been called that for "a good few seasons"
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It was decided many moons ago that it will be called that when and if it happens?

Either way....I'm not going to go ape over it....I'm a 41 year old bloke lol.
 
Bodinki said:
I am not sure you understand the whole St Totteringhams day thing HIAG.......
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Oh, I understand, all right, Bodi.

I have been predicting this day for a while.


You don't get to have a Spurs alternative because it happens the other way around once........
You will need to finish ahead of Arsenal for at least 5 seasons on the bounce before such a thing could even be suggested.
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What rubbish!

St Arsehole's Day (which is something I have invented, so I get to say what it does or does not commemorate) is there to commemorate the day when it is mathematically impossible for Arsenal to finish above Spurs. The fact that this might be the first time it has happened in a while is neither here nor there.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Oh, I understand, all right, Bodi.

I have been predicting this day for a while.




What rubbish!

St Arsehole's Day (which is something I have invented, so I get to say what it does or does not commemorate) is there to commemorate the day when it is mathematically impossible for Arsenal to finish above Spurs. The fact that this might be the first time it has happened in a while is neither here nor there.
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You can do what you like HIAG, I am just saying the reason St totteringhams Day caught on, and the reason it was funny, and not utterly pathetic, was because it was an annual event.

Reminds me of the time you took to calling Abramovich "Mad Dog", hoping it would catch on, until every time you posted people kept asking who the **** "Mad Dog" was <laugh> and you gave up.........
So I said I would arbitrarily refer to Levy as "Spunk Gargle Wee-Wee" from that day forth.
 
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Spurlock said:
It was decided many moons ago that it will be called that when and if it happens?

Either way....I'm not going to go ape over it....I'm a 41 year old bloke lol.
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Nor me, mate.

I am going to be very restrained and reserved about the whole thing.

I don't even know why Pixie is in such a blind panic.
 
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Bodinki said:
You can do what you like HIAG, I am just saying the reason St totteringhams Day caught on, and the reason it was funny, and not utterly pathetic, was because it was an annual event.
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I know all of that, Bod.

Gooners used to engage in an annual mutual tug-fest on their little weeners, celebrating the only thing that they had to celebrate that was of any note to them - their beloved St Totteringham's Day.

"Totteringham."

Oh, how hilarious that name is! It encapsulates "Tottenham" and "to totter" (meaning "to move in a feeble or unsteady manner"), all bound up in a side-splitting expression! How they would laugh (and ****) on fabled St Totteringham's Day!

But we've brought their little ****-fest to an abrupt end, Bodi. Poch has taken a ruler and slapped it across their bell-ends. There'll be no mutual ****-fest for the Gooners, at the end of this season.

St Arsehole's Day has finally arrived! Or, rather, it soon will. No way can you stop us celebrating it! You are more than welcome to gate-crash the party, should you wish.


Reminds me of the time you took to calling Abramovich "Mad Dog", hoping it would catch on, until every time you posted people kept asking who the **** "Mad Dog" was <laugh> and you gave up...
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"Mad Dog" was the perfect witty name for your owner - even one your own said as much, at the time. Only a couple of posters had to ask to whom I was referring during the two or three seasons that I used that name.

I stopped using the name (a) out of deference to you when posting on your board, after having been welcomed back with a full Royal pardon, and (b) because your owner seems not to interfere as much in the management of the club as he used to. The dog appears to have been domesticated, if you will.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I know all of that, Bod.

Gooners used to engage in an annual mutual tug-fest on their little weeners, celebrating the only thing that they had to celebrate that was of any note to them - their beloved St Totteringham's Day.

"Totteringham."

Oh, how hilarious that name is! It encapsulates "Tottenham" and "to totter" (meaning "to move in a feeble or unsteady manner"), all bound up in a side-splitting expression! How they would laugh (and ****) on fabled St Totteringham's Day!

But we've brought their little ****-fest to an abrupt end, Bodi. Poch has taken a ruler and slapped it across their bell-ends. There'll be no mutual ****-fest for the Gooners, at the end of this season.

St Arsehole's Day has finally arrived! Or, rather, it soon will. No way can you stop us celebrating it! You are more than welcome to gate-crash the party, should you wish.




"Mad Dog" was the perfect witty name for your owner - even one your own said as much, at the time. Only a couple of posters had to ask to whom I was referring during the two or three seasons that I used that name.

I stopped using the name (a) out of deference to you when posting on your board, after having been welcomed back with a full Royal pardon, and (b) because your owner seems not to interfere as much in the management of the club as he used to. The dog appears to have been domesticated, if you will.
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^^^^ meltdown <laugh>
 
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Bodinki said:
Ugh dont summon that prick.
Still baffled as to why A87 got banned yet that **** is still around.
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Awww the Chav voice of reason and neutral c*nt!

knobheads like Bod will always be the same! I thought he had me on ignore the lying c*nt or he wants attention...
 
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Highburyal said:
Awww the Chav voice of reason and neutral c*nt!

knobheads like Bod will always be the same!
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What's your issue with Bodi, HB?

Bodi can be extremely misguided at times, and put his faith in muppet unworthy of his attention, but he generally has a fairly robust grip on reality, and can normally sort banter from idiocy.

For him to lay into you like that tells me that you must have been a bigger twat than you usually are. What happened, mate?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
What's your issue with Bodi, HB?

Bodi can be extremely misguided at times, and put his faith in muppet unworthy of his attention, but he generally has a fairly robust grip on reality, and can normally sort banter from idiocy.

For him to lay into you like that tells me that you must have been a bigger twat than you usually are. What happened, mate?
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eh?
Who the **** is HB?

EDIT: Do you mean Highburyal?
I have that **** on ignore.
Can't remember why, but I never put anyone on ignore, so he must have transgressed pretty badly.
If its him, it would explain why I have no idea what you are talking about
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
What's your issue with Bodi, HB?

Bodi can be extremely misguided at times, and put his faith in muppet unworthy of his attention, but he generally has a fairly robust grip on reality, and can normally sort banter from idiocy.

For him to lay into you like that tells me that you must have been a bigger twat than you usually are. What happened, mate?
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Awww nice of you to show interest [HASHTAG]#bottler[/HASHTAG] why don't you go ask Bod...

I bet you get really excited and quick as well these days and start pulling that little toddger away fast and furious style and before you know its over in seconds <laugh>
 
Bodinki said:
eh?
Who the **** is HB?

EDIT: Do you mean Highburyal?
I have that **** on ignore.
Can't remember why, but I never put anyone on ignore, so he must have transgressed pretty badly.
If its him, it would explain why I have no idea what you are talking about
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Yes, I'm referring to Highburyal. I keep forgetting to refer to him as Flanders.

If you have him on ignore, then you won't be able to see that he's having a right old dig at you.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Yes, I'm referring to Highburyal. I keep forgetting to refer to him as Flanders.

If you have him on ignore, then you won't be able to see that he's having a right old dig at you.
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<laugh>
I am cool with that.
Just goes to vindicate my decision to ignore the loathsome prick <laugh>
 
@Bodinki

Mate, this is Flanders' reply to my last post to him:-

"Awww nice of you to show interest #bottler why don't you go ask Bod...I bet you get really excited and quick as well these days and start pulling that little toddger away fast and furious style and before you know its over in seconds
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(Flanders, today)

I can see what you mean about him being a right old prick, mate!
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@Bodinki

He wrote this in reply to your last post about him:-

"Not a fat and ugly ****er like you...<laugh>"
(Flanders, today)
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
@Bodinki

Mate, this is Flanders' reply to my last post to him:-

"Awww nice of you to show interest #bottler why don't you go ask Bod...I bet you get really excited and quick as well these days and start pulling that little toddger away fast and furious style and before you know its over in seconds
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(Flanders, today)

I can see what you mean about him being a right old prick, mate!
<ok>
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Awww sucking Bod for some support, don't forget to suck out every last drop and swallow, the fat ****er will love that from you [HASHTAG]#bottler[/HASHTAG]
 
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