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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Sep 26, 2015.

  1. Stan

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    London's Only FFP Penis hasn't posted on the Utd v Chelsea match thread on the Utd board. That's very unlike him. Maybe he's out buying another Spurs shirt?
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. This is a new desperate low for you, Pix.

    shameful stuff, mate.
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    On the contrary mate. This is a new low for you, tiny todger in hand all evening right up until Arsenal went 1-2 up, then Vamoosh.... you went into hiding.

    Although this isn't the first **** up of yours today is it ?
     
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  5. Desperately claiming "**** up" on the nefarious claims of other equally desperate individuals doesn't make it any more a **** up.

    You need to take your medicine, Pix. You're becoming manic.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Oh I only mentioned your sock's **** up because it was identical to the one you made.

    But even that isn't the only **** up you've made today is it ? We've had Southampton-gate, A87-gate (again), Sock-gate and I'm still waiting for you to fess up about your 2004 San Francisco marathon bullshit :)
     
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  7. The only "gate" we've seen tonight is Desperation-gate from you, Pix.

    It really is time to let go of this **** and face St Arsehole's Day with some dignity.
     
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    He was jizzing himself as Arsenal looked to be dropping points. Maybe he's looking for a witty remark so could be some months yet.
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Desperate about what exactly ?

    You've been ****ing up left, right and centre lad. It's been a ****ing hoot <laugh>
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    @Highburyal

    You won, you can drop a post if you like.

    How's your new life and job going?
     
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  11. Bodinki

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    Ugh dont summon that prick.
    Still baffled as to why A87 got banned yet that **** is still around.
     
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  12. Stan

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    @ArtisanWenger what happened? You spent weeks sermonising on the United board about what a mess we're in and how bright things were looking for Arsenal and then you vanished around mid Feb.
     
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  13. You know full well, mate!

    You are desperately trying to divert attention away from St Arsehole's Day.

    It is deeply embarrassing.
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    On the contrary, I fully accept that Arsenal will finish below Spurs this season.

    As already mentioned though, regardless of what happens in the football, you are continuing to **** it up for yourself :)
     
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  15. Bodinki

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    Just so you know....that's not a thing.....

    Stop trying to make Fetch happen, Gretchen, its not gonna happen
     
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  16. These "**** ups" exist only inside your head, Pix.

    Just because you want me to "**** up" (in order to desperately divert the wum spotlight from you and your fellow hapless Gooners) doesn't mean that I have "****ed up."

    I've just logged in, having found a spare few minutes at work, as I note that you have been manically responding to my posts, yet again! You've got to stop this, Pix; it isn't doing your cred or your dignity any good, whatsoever, mate.
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    <laugh> Mate, your **** ups yesterday were literally all over the forum. You were getting done across multiple threads and not just by me either. @The Liebherr Legacy and @Tobes had you on the ropes over Southampton ST-gate and A87-gate.

    Why lie about it when everybody has already seen you make a tit of yourself ? You're just making it worse.
     
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  18. Oh, dear, Pix! Libby effectively conceded the point.

    You are clinging on to nothing, such is your desperate need to divert attention away from Arsenal's travails. You know only too well that my powers of wummery will rip you apart on St Totteringham's Day, so you are attempting to manufacture some leverage. You are failing, miserably, mate.

    Give it up, for the sake of whatever remains of your dignity.
     
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    I'm not diverting from anything, I've been very open about Arsenal's wreck of a season. But this does nothing to divert from your **** ups.

    Lib conceded nothing, in fact he said that you'd talked a lot of bollocks and tied yourself up in knots. It was only because he couldn't find your original comment that he didn't humiliate you even further.

    Even that was just one of the many **** ups you made yesterday. Today, you've ****ed up over Marathon-gate and I'm enjoying watching you squirm :)
     
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  20. Yes, he did. Go back and read his posts.

    Libby tried to cross-examine me, clearly to find some hole in what I was saying and got absolutely no where. The most that he was able to pick up on was that I had been vague about a couple of minor aspects in what I had previously said, but I had been vague only because I had no reason to believe that someone would find what I was writing so important to them that they would check everything I wrote against actual dates, facts and figures.

    Even then, there was absolutely nothing for Libby to find. You know why? Because what I was writing, every word of it is the truth! I wasn't wumming!

    If I had wanted to bull-****, I would have picked a bigger club than Southampton to do it with (no offence intended to Saints FC).

    You don't think these things through, Pix. That is your problem. Instead, you go wading in with your size 18 patent-red shoes, taking all your prat-falls, and coming out the other side an even bigger clown than when you went in.

    For the love of God - STOP! Whilst you still have a shred of dignity.
     
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