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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Sep 26, 2015.

  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    HIAGS dogging tales provided the inspiration for this ^
     
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  3. The party went well. We're shortly to sit down to the lamb.

    It's been in the slow-cooker for quite a few hours, now. I've tried a couple of pieces, and it is delicious. I'm opening a bottle of Fitou to go with it.

    Thanks for asking, though, Tobias.
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^ Rattled to kingdom ****ing come <laugh>
     
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  5. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Skiddy’s curry recipe:

    Get a plate
    Take a **** on it
    Force feed it to a ladyboy
    Insist that Mourinho tried to sell DDG to Real when he was manager of Chelsea
    Post 40-50 comments about a “Bell”
    Pass out
     
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  6. <laugh>
    It wasn't like that, you bastard!
     
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  7. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Deirdre will be along in a minute to analyse your choice of wine. He’s currently just finishing off a punch up on the Fulham Road.
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    <rofl>
     
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  9. <laugh>
    Spot on, Stan!
     
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  10. Tobes

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    If it's less than £30 a bottle he wouldn't put it on his chips
     
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  11. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Imagine the banter in the Matthew Harding.

    “Did you facking here that QPR only took 1500 to Hull?”

    “Facking joke mate, we should facking head up to the Bush and facking sort them out.”

    “Too facking right mate. Fancy a drink after?”

    “Course I facking do mate, what you thinking?”

    “I opened a cheeky Lafite before I got my mum to drop me off, it should have breathed beautifully by now.”
     
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  12. NSIS

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    Not far from The Colherne!...
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    That was your missus and sprog too Stan but could easily be the Bells too.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    :emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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  15. paultheplug

    paultheplug Well-Known Member

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    You know about that place as well then. One company that I worked for in the sixties used to have training course s in London for all staff. We used to get the out of towners to meet with us there for a few beers. We’d say 7.30 and turn up at 8 to find them waiting nervously outside for us.[/QUOTE]
     
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  16. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    [/QUOTE]


    Everybody who knows that area knows The Colherne. It’s been the same for ever and a day.
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

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    Well, that was an extremely good weekend for all the top clubs who won again. Thrown in with the utter humiliation of Bell and certain other Spuds after their dry humping at the Emirates one wonders if next week could ever match it?
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  19. You’ve just been corresponding with me on the match thread, you twat!
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    ****ing hell Piskie <doh>
     
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