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Hoddle Is A God said:
Pixie has been praying for something like this to happen, so that he could strut his stuff on this board and have a pop at me!

It's embarrassing. When the dust has settled on this weekend, he will look back an know that he has made a fool of himself, yet again.

He's like one of those sad, seedy blokes who almost breaks his neck when he's pulled from the audience at a live sex show in the seedy backstreets of Berlin or Amsterdam. He's in raptures as he sucked off by the whores on stage, forgetting that he's being watched by a load of Belgium and Polish truckers, all yanking off in the dark. But, when he's bolted his load and the lights go up, and he's thrown a towel to wipe himself down, he suddenly finds that the stage is a little bit too big, the lights a little bit too bright, and those truckers' eyes just a little bit too hungry.
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Pixie has been praying for something like this to happen, so that he could strut his stuff on this board and have a pop at me!

It's embarrassing. When the dust has settled on this weekend, he will look back an know that he has made a fool of himself, yet again.

He's like one of those sad, seedy blokes who almost breaks his neck when he's pulled from the audience at a live sex show in the seedy backstreets of Berlin or Amsterdam. He's in raptures as he sucked off by the whores on stage, forgetting that he's being watched by a load of Belgium and Polish truckers, all yanking off in the dark. But, when he's bolted his load and the lights go up, and he's thrown a towel to wipe himself down, he suddenly finds that the stage is a little bit too big, the lights a little bit too bright, and those truckers' eyes just a little bit too hungry.
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HIAGS dogging tales provided the inspiration for this ^
 
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Tobes said:
Did the 7 year olds enjoy their party roast?
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The party went well. We're shortly to sit down to the lamb.

It's been in the slow-cooker for quite a few hours, now. I've tried a couple of pieces, and it is delicious. I'm opening a bottle of Fitou to go with it.

Thanks for asking, though, Tobias.
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Pixie has been praying for something like this to happen, so that he could strut his stuff on this board and have a pop at me!

It's embarrassing. When the dust has settled on this weekend, he will look back an know that he has made a fool of himself, yet again.

He's like one of those sad, seedy blokes who almost breaks his neck when he's pulled from the audience at a live sex show in the seedy backstreets of Berlin or Amsterdam. He's in raptures as he sucked off by the whores on stage, forgetting that he's being watched by a load of Belgium and Polish truckers, all yanking off in the dark. But, when he's bolted his load and the lights go up, and he's thrown a towel to wipe himself down, he suddenly finds that the stage is a little bit too big, the lights a little bit too bright, and those truckers' eyes just a little bit too hungry.
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^^^ Rattled to kingdom ****ing come <laugh>
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
The party went well. We're shortly to sit down to the lamb.

It's been in the slow-cooker for quite a few hours, now. I've tried a couple of pieces, and it is delicious. I'm opening a bottle of Fitou to go with it.

Thanks for asking, though, Tobias.
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Deirdre will be along in a minute to analyse your choice of wine. He’s currently just finishing off a punch up on the Fulham Road.
 
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Tobes said:
If it's less than £30 a bottle he wouldn't put it on his chips
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Imagine the banter in the Matthew Harding.

“Did you facking here that QPR only took 1500 to Hull?”

“Facking joke mate, we should facking head up to the Bush and facking sort them out.”

“Too facking right mate. Fancy a drink after?”

“Course I facking do mate, what you thinking?”

“I opened a cheeky Lafite before I got my mum to drop me off, it should have breathed beautifully by now.”
 
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Stan said:
That’s one thing you and I agree on. He only has about four comments to make and I’ve read them all far too many times.

Guaranteed he’s posted a pic of a plate of **** today.
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That was your missus and sprog too Stan but could easily be the Bells too.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Pixie is a snide cowardly bastard, mate. I've pointed that out many years ago.

In the interim, we've seen a mass exodus from his board as a result of his sneaky, snide board moderation and those critical of Wenger who didn't leave of their own accord, Pixie arranged for them to "disappear."

Add to that the fact that he has cravenly exited from the bet that I had with him - or, at least, that is what he is attempting to do - and I think we can understand why it was that one of his own liken him to the type of bloke who ****s alone in the dark in the cupboard under his Mum's stairs.

This is why I have wummed him mercilessly for so long, and why you lads love me for it.
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:emoticon-0113-sleep
 
NowsufferinginSpain said:
Not far from The Colherne!...
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You know about that place as well then. One company that I worked for in the sixties used to have training course s in London for all staff. We used to get the out of towners to meet with us there for a few beers. We’d say 7.30 and turn up at 8 to find them waiting nervously outside for us.[/QUOTE]
 
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paultheplug said:
You know about that place as well then. One company that I worked for in the sixties used to have training course s in London for all staff. We used to get the out of towners to meet with us there for a few beers. We’d say 7.30 and turn up at 8 to find them waiting nervously outside for us.
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Everybody who knows that area knows The Colherne. It’s been the same for ever and a day.
 
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