Don't worry, mate. Pix will be back in the cupboard under his Mum's stairs, ****ing in the dark, soon enough. Arsenal have played their cup final. It will be "business as usual" for both teams next week.
Pixie is a snide cowardly bastard, mate. I've pointed that out many years ago. In the interim, we've seen a mass exodus from his board as a result of his sneaky, snide board moderation and those critical of Wenger who didn't leave of their own accord, Pixie arranged for them to "disappear." Add to that the fact that he has cravenly exited from the bet that I had with him - or, at least, that is what he is attempting to do - and I think we can understand why it was that one of his own liken him to the type of bloke who ****s alone in the dark in the cupboard under his Mum's stairs. This is why I have wummed him mercilessly for so long, and why you lads love me for it.
Here, mate... use this. It ****s the 'Pede right off! Tell him you'll be back in a couple of hours to put him back in the pond. That really rattles him!
The lads are giving Skiddy a right old pasting by the sounds of it! I almost wish I didn't have the knuckle-shuffler on IGNORE!
That’s one thing you and I agree on. He only has about four comments to make and I’ve read them all far too many times. Guaranteed he’s posted a pic of a plate of **** today.
Pixie has been praying for something like this to happen, so that he could strut his stuff on this board and have a pop at me! It's embarrassing. When the dust has settled on this weekend, he will look back on this night and know that he has made a fool of himself, yet again. He's like one of those sad, seedy blokes who almost breaks his neck when he's pulled from the audience at a live sex show in the seedy backstreets of Berlin or Amsterdam. He's in raptures as he is sucked off by the whores on stage, forgetting that he's being watched by a load of Belgium and Polish truckers, all yanking off in the dark. But, when he's bolted his load and the lights go up, and he's thrown a towel to wipe himself down, he suddenly finds that the stage is a little bit too big, the lights a little bit too bright, and those truckers' eyes just a little bit too hungry.