Just a thought all and apologies in advance if I have this wrong. You hear of strange things (and people) on the internet and we are all believing Minxy is a lovable, cheeky, attractive lady of unknown age (and I very much hope we are all right as it would dash many images and, dare I say it, hearts if this was not true).
However, does anyone know for sure (and not just Minxy) that Minxy is not a 30 stone, shaven headed, tatooed bloke in a string vest called Bert who sits in front of his pc getting his jollies from all the double meaning, suggestive posts on here.
If I am wrong then I fully understand why I may be barred, sine die, from Minxy's bar.