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Off Topic mike ashley - twat

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by x, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    I like his hair.
     
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  2. Ernie Shackleton

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    My daughter used to work at Sports Direct when she was in Sixth Form.

    She was so exploited she might as well have been Wattie Buchan.

    The abuse she took from members of the public was of the dogs variety.

    'Cos the company couldn't give a **** and hid behind 17 year old girls on £5 an hour when the complaints rolled in.


    Twats, ****s and knob-wranglers. To a man.

    Sports Direct can **** off, die, be resurrected, live again, die again, then moulder in the grave for all eternity.



    I'll never buy so much as a sock off them.
     
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  3. tigerbalm

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    Well said.
     
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  4. tigerbalm

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    See above for why he is a twat.
     
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  5. Amin Yapusi

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    The article doesn't explain why he's a twat though, all it explains is that he's a diligent man who runs a warehouse the same as any other.
     
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  6. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Should be "Sir" Mike by now.
     
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  7. Happy Tiger

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    On the bright side, I bet shes bloody awesome at complaining now.

    Just like her mum.

    Am I right??
     
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  8. Ernie Shackleton

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    She's her mother's daughter, that's for sure. I try to avoid arguing with either of them.


    After she left Sports Direct, she worked for Hollister's.

    That was better than Ashley's empire except for the fact that she was always kept in the dark.
     
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  9. Bengals Tiger

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    Is she that ugly?
    Is she that ugly?
     
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  10. City1904

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    Never had an issue with Mike Ashley myself.

    Didn't Sports Direct employees used to receive an excellent bonus depending on the share price at a certain time. I am sure I have seen a few large bonuses from Sports Direct in my time.
     
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  11. originallambrettaman

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    Fat ****er knocked me for a load of coin once, £30k or £50k, I forget. It's not like he would have missed it and while his minions were telling me they were only paying 20p in the pound, he landed his helicopter in the car park. Dosile arsecunt.
     
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  12. Ernie Shackleton

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    Nah, she's a stunner, my youngest.

    Which is why Hollister employed her in the first place.


    My comment was a gag, really.

    Seen as Hollister stores are so ****ing dimly lit.

    Kept in the dark, see.


    **** it, I'm wasted on here.
     
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  13. Amin Yapusi

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    I think a lot of people who hated him will now love him for eternity <laugh>

    You've just marketed Mike Ashley perfectly to a lot of Allamites.
     
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    Snide attention seeking ****.
     
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  15. Bengals Tiger

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    Yup. I'm pretty wasted, too.
    PS. I've never heard of Hollister stores, which is why the gag whooshed me.
     
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  16. Bengals Tiger

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    Thank you. Coming from you, that's a real compliment.

    P.S. Keep your trouble-making, interfering nose out of other people's conversations. And you might want to check on the meaning of the word 'snide'. Wouldn't want you to come across as an idiot, too, would we?
    We're secret twins, me and Ern. Separated at birth.
     
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  17. tigerbalm

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    Ern meant his joke was wasted haha which it was.

    Holister = dark shop. Good looking people working.

    Although I'm sure he will understand my our mistake. No malice clearly.
     
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  18. Bengals Tiger

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    Yeah, I know, I did get it, but thanks! Maybe my reverse joke was a little too 'snide'?
    (Sits back and waits for yet more abuse from our local neighbourhood witch coven.)
     
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  19. tigerbalm

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    Go to sleep and wait for the morning lad or step away from the iPad. I weren't having a go. (Sits back and waits for you to sober up).
     
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  20. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Look, not wanting to get involved too much, but you're boring. In fact, you're a boring ****. A really boring ****.

    Now this may not be deliberate but it is true & unfortunate.

    You're not speaking to children anymore, you're retired. You don't have to bully your way to superiority like you did with your pupils. People here are more intelligent than you, more interesting &, by far, more humourous. We're not the children you've spent a life time trying to impress, most of us see you for the sad **** you are.

    You're not funny & you have nothing to say that people may find of interest. You're boring & rather sad. I, like many others, pity you.

    Good night.
     
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