Mike Ashley Statement

[Medro]

I am delighted to confirm rumours that Sports Direct is now Partners with Rangers FC with a view of jointly managing merchandising for the club.

I have been made aware that Celtic FC fans have threatened to boycott Sport Direct stores if the deal went ahead. I can honestly say that I am absolutely delighted with this news. This will now save my company millions of pounds from shoplifters, and anti theft regulations can now be slackened.

 

[simon_bhoy]

hee hee hee

what a cheeky chappie he is

"white hat sale starts today"

 

[Ciaran]

Bit **** Meds. 3/10.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Obvious bait, no one will bite, even Harry would not swallow this if he was not banned.

 

[bennyblancofromthebrox]

is this real? wot a fing to say!!!

 

[Medro]

Bit **** Meds. 3/10.

Got it sent to me and couldn't be arsed expanding it or Medrofying it if you will

 

[Barrie Lochrie]

Good doggy-styling, Medro.

 

[Medro]

Thanks

WOOF!

 

[Magic Laudrup 11]

As per the script, medro reels them in and batters the taigs backdoors in

 

[Gambol]

Thanks

WOOF!

*sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Nice butt.

 

[Medro]

*sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Nice butt.

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Bad dog

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[Gambol]

Yelp!