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Mike Ashley Statement

Discussion in 'Rangers' started by Medro, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I am delighted to confirm rumours that Sports Direct is now Partners with Rangers FC with a view of jointly managing merchandising for the club.

    I have been made aware that Celtic FC fans have threatened to boycott Sport Direct stores if the deal went ahead. I can honestly say that I am absolutely delighted with this news. This will now save my company millions of pounds from shoplifters, and anti theft regulations can now be slackened.
     
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    Medro, Aug 21, 2012
  2. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    hee hee hee

    what a cheeky chappie he is

    "white hat sale starts today"
     
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    simon_bhoy, Aug 21, 2012
  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Bit **** Meds. 3/10.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 21, 2012
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Obvious bait, no one will bite, even Harry would not swallow this if he was not banned.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 21, 2012
  5. bennyblancofromthebrox

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    is this real? wot a fing to say!!!
     
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    bennyblancofromthebrox, Aug 21, 2012
  6. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Got it sent to me and couldn't be arsed expanding it or Medrofying it if you will
     
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    Medro, Aug 22, 2012

  7. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Good doggy-styling, Medro.

    <ok>
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Aug 22, 2012
  8. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Thanks

    WOOF!
     
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    Medro, Aug 22, 2012
  9. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    As per the script, medro reels them in and batters the taigs backdoors in <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Aug 22, 2012
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Nice butt.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 22, 2012
  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh

    Bad dog

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Medro, Aug 22, 2012
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yelp!
     
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    Gambol, Aug 22, 2012

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