His old nickname I gave him when we was younger and out on the town was much more creative.
Candle Sam
Not so much nowadays, he looks like the 5th beatles member who left before fame came but back then he was a gorgeous looking bloke, absolutely no game tho, and i mean none, so I'd go out with him and always he'd get attention from the ladies but whenever we got chatting to females he'd always blow it, and i mean like comically bad. So that happened often enough that when we went out I'd say to him just don't speak and be good looking I'll do the rest, he eventually came to accept this reality and so forth was named candle Sam.
Cos he always blew it.
I should get paid for these creative gold nuggets tbh, I name all my mates something eventually.
Old friend called Clyde for example, one of those a bit socially autistic people, know saying the wrong thing at the wrong time kinda guy.
So.. At a baby just born party we were all invited to he done this.
Baby in the cot, everyone doing the "awww so cute" ****, me too as you do like.
This **** leans over the cot like he's inspecting something with great attention.
Then he says "eurgh.. why does it have 6 toes".

That was just one of his many foot in mouth experiences so from that day forth I dubbed him BSE.